I'd like to have an "attachment appendage." You know, like Captain Hook. You could attach golf clubs, air tools, even have a martini glass attachment.



Imagine, if you will, the "pimp pirate." He could have a special bitch-slap attachment, a vibrator attachment, and of course a cool cane attachment.



Then there's plumbers, doctors, police officers...the list goes on and on. So before you flame the "amputee wannabe's," think of the possibilities.



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I actually want to get a tat of a parrot on my right shoulder so I can walk around and say 'Arrrrrrr.'

 

No, you have to get it on your neck, so it looks like it's sitting on your shoulder. On the shoulder, you're required to get an anchor, in order to have privelages to say "Arrrrrrr."

 

hmmm airtools attched to arm, oh wait I could just grab one with my HAND.....

 

arrrgh, don't make me use my bitch-slap attachment, ye scurvey!

 

You'd have to carry a pretty big toolbox full of attachments to match what your hands can do. I'll pass on that one! Are you drinking already? It's pretty early still.

 

Haaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha.

 

you could have a pocket ***** attachment... might scare the real women off, though..

 

He already mentioned his toy of pleasure, the bolt on *****/vibrator..