once I saw a light moving across the night sky, like a plane, but not blinking. It was moving at such a speed that I thought it would be close enough for me to hear it, but I couldn't hear anything. I looked away or something, and looked back, and it was gone. It was headed near open sky, and there were no clouds.



I was staying at a rented condo, and I had been watching my brother play basketball with some other guys staying there. All I said was, "whoa." There was a guy standing next to me, and he immediatley said, in an alarmed voice, "you saw that too?"



that's about it.

 

no dont buy it.

 

I woke up the next morning with a metal implant the size of a grape fruit in my forearm.



I put it on e-bay, and sold it for $436.65 (the implant, not my forearm)

 

call Mulder and Skully they might be able to help....WITH AN **** PROBE

 

its out there

 

dude, nobody wants to see that. put it back in!

 

um, do you live in a rural area? in the south? pickups?



mike

 

yeah im an alien i love doing **** probes on guys with hondaz

 

its dont ask dont tell. we didnt ask!



mike

 

keep that behind closed doors, man. behind closed doors!