once I saw a light moving across the night sky, like a plane, but not blinking. It was moving at such a speed that I thought it would be close enough for me to hear it, but I couldn't hear anything. I looked away or something, and looked back, and it was gone. It was headed near open sky, and there were no clouds.



I was staying at a rented condo, and I had been watching my brother play basketball with some other guys staying there. All I said was, "whoa." There was a guy standing next to me, and he immediatley said, in an alarmed voice, "you saw that too?"



that's about it.

no dont buy it. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/dunno.gif

I woke up the next morning with a metal implant the size of a grape fruit in my forearm.



I put it on e-bay, and sold it for $436.65 (the implant, not my forearm)

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/wacko.png call Mulder and Skully they might be able to help....WITH AN **** PROBE https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

its out there

dude, nobody wants to see that. put it back in! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/angry.png

um, do you live in a rural area? in the south? pickups?



mike

yeah im an alien i love doing **** probes on guys with hondaz

its dont ask dont tell. we didnt ask!



mike

keep that behind closed doors, man. behind closed doors!

its still out there



buy it

Someetimes when you do a lot of drugs, you see things that aren't really there. Sometimes you see these things when you aren't doing drugs. That's nature's way of telling you that you should start doing drugs. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

There was this ONE time in Band Camp......

How big of a light are we talking about? Meteors can be seen in the sky as a bright light and then will burn up in the atmosphere and disappear very quickly. A satellite can also be seen on a very dark night in open sky and they can move quite quickly across the open sky.



Now if we are talking a big bright light then.........

you sure it want 2 plates?



mike

at the speed it was moving, and the brightness, I would guess it was a small jet plane a few miles away with no blinking lights...but I couldn't hear anything, and it was a pretty still night

what's fun is when you see a plane heading straight toward you at night, and it looks like a light just floating there...really go for freaking people out

I had to eat a chick out to get Matrix Reloaded tickets. She was hot so I didn't mind. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683621.gif



hehe...i usually just pay for my tickets..you should be receiving for tickets not giving https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

Uhh, we fucked a while back and she works for Lowes, so I got my tickets 3 weeks before the scheduled opening of the movie. There are two showings on the roster before the nation wide opening day, one is next tuesday and will be an afternoon viewing, and the other showing is on wednesday midnight. I'm going to the midnight one, it should be cooler.

**** her in the theater.... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

do her in the anterroom!



mike

I spent the whole night on a couch afraid a giant toad would eat me if I moved. Man that fucker was big.

you need the patented toadstopper, it stops toads dead in thier tracks!



mike

Just get Christi to shows us her TITS and the Toad will bother you never more!

Nevermore!

The toad has never returned, of course I don't do acid anymore either....

hmm, acid = toad?



mike

On that note, I OD'd once.. took nearly 20cc's of pure LD-25. I was frying balls for a week straight. for the first 48 hours, I made my roommate turn every object that had eyes on it (stuffed animals, pictures, paintings) to the wall, and there was a 2 foot tall yellow bunny running back and forth across the room, trying to figure out a way to kill me. I nearly died, my buddy was a lifeguard and he kept me safe. Apparently, I shook voilently while laying on the bathroom floor for a good 7 hours, I've been told that when someone asked if I was okay I said "I am dancing." And when they asked to what music I am dancing, I promptly replied 'Fatboy Slim.. shhhh.'

LMAO, you idiot. LOL https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

well, it was an accident, and I didn't squeeze the syringe, my buddy did... squeezed it too hard.

Did the Bunny "probe" you?

haha, fatboy slim



mike

I don't remember.

thats why u dont do that **** man.

LMAOROFL https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

That happend to me too, the mushroom tea was made for me and was WAY too strong. I went to the metropolitan musseum of art in NYC. and started tripping balls, was locked in pandora's box, screaming at the top of my lungs inside that place lol

wayy too many freaky incidents related to hallucinogens, i only remember part of the stories, but the parts i d remember generally make no sense, my friends have fun remembering every detail tho and reminding me every chance they get.... assholes.



kevin.