Anyways I'm on the way home from work in my civic and i come behind this White EVO... and i'm like cool, an EVO... so he's driving normal but not fast enough to be in the left lane... so i wait for him to get over.. but there is a red light and i'm behind this guy... so then the light turns green ... this guy has been revvin at the light and ****... what a dork..



So he takes off really slow and keeps tapping his brakes... i'm constantly having to get off the gas... and he's pissing me off.. so i decide to pass him on the right...



Well he rolls his window down and slows down, so i guess this guy wants to race my civic... and i would offer to race him in my 7... but instead he begins to try and chew me out...



EVO: Hey whats ur problem?

ME: None?

EVO: Get off my ***... or i'll shove my foot up your *** man!

ME: Shut the **** up.. ur in the left lane driving like grandma in that slow *** piece of ****.. move the **** over and shut up.

EVO: **** you... (takes off)



So i'm at the next light and he's in the left turn lane.. and i'm next to him in view... and he won't even look over as i'm staring and shaking my head over at him...

 

Ah, you so should have been in the FD.

 

Its moments like that, when he has his window down, when its handy to have an open beverage to throw into his window.

 

not any open beverage, a nice thick smoothie or milkshake.... or paint-filled waterballoon, or bag of dog crap, or used condom, or....

 

i was riding my friends in camaro ss one day when a simlar thing happened, except it was a civic, needless to say a spare spark at 50mph can cause alot more damage then expected...



oddly, he never go caught. sped away and ran, haha what a jerk thing today.





edit: i dont condone it, thats why he was the one to throw the plug not me.

 

spark plug?

 

or brake fluid

 

or phony dog poop

 

or that silly foam string spray stuff that can be bought in assorted colors

 

Used clutch fluid!