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FDRacing 05-14-2004 12:59 PM

Found this post on the evil forum whilst looking for stupidity (score https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR ) and decided to add some comments myself.




So I start dating this girl right. We know each other for just over a week, hung out about five times, made out once, then started dating during the second makeout session. Well start dating right, and this girl is kinda different. She isn’t like most other girls. Its just kinda confusing but i like it


Translation: She has a penis, and its bigger than mine.




Any we where dating for 5 days and today we break up. Her reason is cuz she thinks we don’t know each other well enough yet to be dating. I thought that’s what dating was, gettin to know a person. I mean you don’t know everything about a person when you first start dating, and if it doesn’t workout then you just break up.


Which is what happend, he misses the penis.




So she kinda says it like we are just gonna go back and be friends and try to get to know each other better. Then I ask her if we are still gonna act like the predating stage, with all the flirting and makin out and ****.


Because im a total loser, and now shes with her friends laughing at me while i post this.




And she says she never really thought of that part and she is gonna tell me tomorrow when we hang out.


Translation: She hates you asswipe.




I really don’t need anymore friends in my life


Because Barbie and Ken rock.




I would really like to get to know her better on a girlfriend basis. But it’s not really gonna hurt me if she just wants to be friends and nothin more, cuz I aint that attached to her yet.


But ive known her a week and im ***** whining on a internet forum, because im not attached.




Well I know that I like her and want her to be my girl but she is right in a sense and she is wrong, she almost made it sound like I have to know what shes thinkin without her tellin me.


I know nothing about women, especially ones with a penis.




Some girls that’s never possible with. When I dated my ex it took me 2 years to tell her what she was gonna do before she knew she was gonna even do it.


I never saw the breakup coming.

banzaitoyota 05-14-2004 01:03 PM

Why are you reading that drivel?

FDRacing 05-14-2004 01:06 PM

im so ******* bored....i need to clean the house....but im bored....



eh who knows, im done.

Eyxom 05-14-2004 01:17 PM

lol... I like the one about where he says he's not attached but he's posting the whole story on the internet. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

banzaitoyota 05-14-2004 01:17 PM

bored here also



go to EVIL and haraas STICKGOAT and CHRISTI

mazdaspeed7 05-14-2004 01:52 PM


Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='May 14 2004, 02:17 PM
go to EVIL and haraas STICKGOAT

EVERYONE go harass her, she still owes me a S5 turbo engine and a drivers side foglight!

defprun 05-14-2004 01:55 PM

Well ****, im not on that board anymore, lol.

banzaitoyota 05-14-2004 01:57 PM


Originally Posted by mazdaspeed7' date='May 14 2004, 01:52 PM
EVERYONE go harass her, she still owes me a S5 turbo engine and a drivers side foglight!

post in good guy/bad guy I would LOVE to see/hear her pathetic explanation of that

banzaitoyota 05-14-2004 02:03 PM

BTW MAZDASPEED, didnt she just unload a TII for a tidy profit?

mazdaspeed7 05-14-2004 02:09 PM


Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='May 14 2004, 03:03 PM
BTW MAZDASPEED, didnt she just unload a TII for a tidy profit?

Did she? I never kept up with it, but I think I remember her having a TII a while ago.



And I just may do that... Ill send her a PM first though, one last chance...


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