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Found this post on the evil forum whilst looking for stupidity (score https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR ) and decided to add some comments myself.
So I start dating this girl right. We know each other for just over a week, hung out about five times, made out once, then started dating during the second makeout session. Well start dating right, and this girl is kinda different. She isn’t like most other girls. Its just kinda confusing but i like it Translation: She has a penis, and its bigger than mine. Any we where dating for 5 days and today we break up. Her reason is cuz she thinks we don’t know each other well enough yet to be dating. I thought that’s what dating was, gettin to know a person. I mean you don’t know everything about a person when you first start dating, and if it doesn’t workout then you just break up. Which is what happend, he misses the penis. So she kinda says it like we are just gonna go back and be friends and try to get to know each other better. Then I ask her if we are still gonna act like the predating stage, with all the flirting and makin out and ****. Because im a total loser, and now shes with her friends laughing at me while i post this. And she says she never really thought of that part and she is gonna tell me tomorrow when we hang out. Translation: She hates you asswipe. I really don’t need anymore friends in my life Because Barbie and Ken rock. I would really like to get to know her better on a girlfriend basis. But it’s not really gonna hurt me if she just wants to be friends and nothin more, cuz I aint that attached to her yet. But ive known her a week and im ***** whining on a internet forum, because im not attached. Well I know that I like her and want her to be my girl but she is right in a sense and she is wrong, she almost made it sound like I have to know what shes thinkin without her tellin me. I know nothing about women, especially ones with a penis. Some girls that’s never possible with. When I dated my ex it took me 2 years to tell her what she was gonna do before she knew she was gonna even do it. I never saw the breakup coming. |
Why are you reading that drivel?
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im so ******* bored....i need to clean the house....but im bored....
eh who knows, im done. |
lol... I like the one about where he says he's not attached but he's posting the whole story on the internet. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif
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bored here also
go to EVIL and haraas STICKGOAT and CHRISTI |
Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='May 14 2004, 02:17 PM
go to EVIL and haraas STICKGOAT
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Well ****, im not on that board anymore, lol.
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Originally Posted by mazdaspeed7' date='May 14 2004, 01:52 PM
EVERYONE go harass her, she still owes me a S5 turbo engine and a drivers side foglight!
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BTW MAZDASPEED, didnt she just unload a TII for a tidy profit?
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='May 14 2004, 03:03 PM
BTW MAZDASPEED, didnt she just unload a TII for a tidy profit?
And I just may do that... Ill send her a PM first though, one last chance... |
Originally Posted by mazdaspeed7' date='May 14 2004, 11:09 AM
Did she? I never kept up with it, but I think I remember her having a TII a while ago.
And I just may do that... Ill send her a PM first though, one last chance... |
can someone fill me in on why shegoat, er christi, left anyway?
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Originally Posted by FDRacing' date='May 14 2004, 03:55 PM
can someone fill me in on why shegoat, er christi, left anyway?
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So get to telling Bonzai! I've got 3 hours to kill!
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wait i thought vosko messed wit christi not banzi
haha couldnt hold it in. |
are there any little criscos running around yet?
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Crisco'S!!! I had forgotten about that. And I didnt run her off. It was the hotel network hacking debacle!
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crisco's was the first joke i saw here @ np and i musta laughed on the floor for an hour.
We need a ad banner for "Catch the crisko's and win a dolla"! |
https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png tell the story banzi, its very slow at work right now.
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I could post the pics
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pics of what? better not be you naked https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/tongue.png
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='May 14 2004, 04:29 PM
I could post the pics
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Originally Posted by Midnightdriver' date='May 14 2004, 04:30 PM
pics of what? better be you naked https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/tongue.png
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i cant believe i read through almost half of that before stopping and realizing how pointless this thread is, i say leave this loser to pity himself
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post the pics and tell the story damnit!
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Originally Posted by defprun' date='May 14 2004, 12:55 PM
Well ****, im not on that board anymore, lol.
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"thisforumsucks" is not available......fuk o well
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defprun already registered under a million different names.
I told him to stay away but he loves it there... |
He likes the ****
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https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png do you think NPRULZ will get banned quick?
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Nah.. They don't pay enough attention..
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Originally Posted by ColinRX7' date='May 14 2004, 01:09 PM
defprun already registered under a million different names.
I told him to stay away but he loves it there... |
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