even a small *****

 

****



the part of a woman that leaves snail tracks wherever she goes if she is a double leg amputee



That girl stepped on a land mine when she was a little girl and she has left a **** trail ever since puberty

 

"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."



bush is smrt

 

At least you're entertained.

 

bored at work, at least it was in general discussion

 

Work does tend to suck, eh?



I'm at home...I've been up for 20 hours with 4 hours of sleep in the last 3 days and I can't sleep now. It sucks too.

 

i feel you guys. it is ~8:15am here, central time, and i have been at work since 6am. i will not get off until about midnight, when we get around to closing the restaurant for the night. it sux sometime, but for the most part, the day will pass quickly.....hopefully.....i got into bed at 3:50 this morning.....talk about being sleepy for a good part of the day.....thank GOD for nopistons and the internet...

 

why did god invent yeast infections???





So woman can know what its like to live with an irratating ****

 

Haha!

 

Why did GOD invent Yeast Infections??



To give woman something to BITCH about the remaining 23 days of the month