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Your ***** itch so bad you just wanna slap 'em? But then you realize that that would suck even more then ball-itch, so you yell no! and start punching road signs?
I punch mailboxes, the roof of my car, my old computer chair, a cue ball on my pool table (ouch!) and my heavy bag, but I don't recall punching any road signs.