I just fucked up the vacume cleaner. I smashed it to pieces in a moment of muscular dis-coordination due to rage. Son of a bitch wouldn't develop enough suction to get me off, of course the hose was pretty loose around my dagling member. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...O_DIR#>/ar.gif

Why am I finding none of this even remotely surprising?

funny thing is, it was a BOY vacuum cleaner

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif Dan, dan, dan....... *shakes head*

I see someone has edited my post.



Well anyways, it wouldn't go from hose to floor.

[quote name='94touring' date='Aug 4 2005, 10:56 PM']I see someone has edited my post.



Well anyways, it wouldn't go from hose to floor.


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Wait, are you saying that your dangling member goes all the way to the floor?

hahaha

[quote name='1988RedT2' date='Aug 5 2005, 04:07 AM']Wait, are you saying that your dangling member goes all the way to the floor?


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Depending on the atmospheric pressure, yes.



Picture of the abuse.

LMAO