I somehow managed to get head butted last night. My nose is killing me this morning. When it happened I heard a crunch/crack noise and thought for sure it would bleed, but nothing. Had a real sharp pain on the upper bridge near my eyes that had me concerned.
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you coudld ie that way, shoving your nose backwards and up into your brain. not safe.
kevin. |
Ya know that actually crossed my mind.
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yea, its actually a martial arts move...but its with the palm of their hand not the top of their head.
kevin. |
Screwed my shaft raw a couple times
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i broke my nose (not during sex) it didnt bleed, you prolly want to have it looked at so you don't look like frankenstein, if its messed up scar tissue can grow on the cartlidge and you'll have a big lump on yer nose.
BTW, thanks for letting us just assume yer shirt was off, the story should have went. i was having sex, my shirt was off and I got head butted. |
last time i made love, i lost my straw hat and corn cob pipe.... :(
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Mar 12 2005, 02:06 PM
yea been there and done that and the johnson is not a quick healer. little bastard. |
Originally Posted by phinsup' date='Mar 12 2005, 03:39 PM
yea been there and done that and the johnson is not a quick healer. little bastard.
You know being rotary enthusiast we should know already that lubrication plays a vital part in high friction situations https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif |
I woke up one morning and had a cut on the Johnson's head, I know she was rough the night before, but damn.
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I have a couple of scars on my feet from too much friction, carpet's a bitch, and there have been a couple of times where Josh didnt so much miss as slide.....that hurts to even think about, I'm starting to think guys do it on purpose to see if they can get away with it.
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Southern Tresspass! I'm so sorry baby https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png
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Originally Posted by ambassador_josh' date='Mar 12 2005, 03:27 PM
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I keep asking you to
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LMFAO
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I bent my **** once, that HURT
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yikes! Did you go to the hospital? We've had a few fold-over scares, but its hard to bend something as small as the TICKLER
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like hitting a brick wall with a erection, hurts
it didnt break, it only bent, then went back to normal, lol |
Originally Posted by ambassador_josh' date='Mar 12 2005, 05:27 PM
Hahah southern trespass!! thats great! Also the easiest way to get your lady to impersonate the way Flipper sounds |
My girl friend broke the bed once... she was bent over on the end board and the wood just went snap and we took a tumble. Finished it off on the floor
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I've had a former gf on the kitchen table and 20 minutes into it her hand developed enough sweat to slip off the table, she hit her chin on the table top full force. Needless to say, the mood was killed.
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good thing your dick wasn't in her mouth
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Originally Posted by nismo convert' date='Mar 12 2005, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by nismo convert' date='Mar 12 2005, 06:29 PM
PREACH |
yeah you suck at having sex! maybe you should quit
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Anyone ever had their dick pop? Put too much pressure on it and its like it dislocates itself momentarily. Now that HURTS.
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Originally Posted by phinsup' date='Mar 12 2005, 11:33 AM
i broke my nose (not during sex) it didnt bleed, you prolly want to have it looked at so you don't look like frankenstein, if its messed up scar tissue can grow on the cartlidge and you'll have a big lump on yer nose.
BTW, thanks for letting us just assume yer shirt was off, the story should have went. i was having sex, my shirt was off and I got head butted. my nose has been broken a couple time, it hurts! still! |
Loft bed + 8 ft cieling.... yea, ive smacked my head on the cieling a couple times, that hurt...
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Originally Posted by Srce' date='Mar 12 2005, 05:26 PM
I've had a former gf on the kitchen table and 20 minutes into it her hand developed enough sweat to slip off the table, she hit her chin on the table top full force. Needless to say, the mood was killed.
Wow must have been hot to get sweaty in less then 20 seconds. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png |
Originally Posted by phinsup' date='Mar 12 2005, 08:19 PM
Wow must have been hot to get sweaty in less then 20 seconds. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png
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Originally Posted by Srce' date='Mar 12 2005, 08:41 PM
That's not exactly a come back, you can't just repeat the previous burn in an effort to maintain dignity. You should have said something like.... "guys sweat quicker then girls, i was pounding his ass for 2 hours." |
i woke up one morning and my penis was missing.... does that count?
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Originally Posted by GreyGT-C' date='Mar 12 2005, 10:23 PM
yeah. mine too, is that a bad thing? |
it's detachable ya know
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Originally Posted by GreyGT-C' date='Mar 12 2005, 10:41 PM
yeah. I got the interchangeable size option too. its great. |
wow, it's amazing what google comes up with
Detachable Penis King Missile I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find it, so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man and I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and at breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place,where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. |
nice.... where'd you get your upgrade?
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Does Carpal Tunnel Sydrone constitute a sex injury?
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Originally Posted by GreyGT-C' date='Mar 12 2005, 10:50 PM
It was a factory option. My mom and dad gave me my briefcase full on my 13th birthday. I just had the standard issue up untill then. Does Carpal Tunnel Sydrone constitute a sex injury? If so, can I claim it on my insurance? |
Originally Posted by toplessFC3Sman' date='Mar 12 2005, 05:11 PM
Loft bed + 8 ft cieling.... yea, ive smacked my head on the cieling a couple times, that hurt...
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