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94touring 03-12-2005 12:22 PM

I somehow managed to get head butted last night. My nose is killing me this morning. When it happened I heard a crunch/crack noise and thought for sure it would bleed, but nothing. Had a real sharp pain on the upper bridge near my eyes that had me concerned.

teknics 03-12-2005 12:24 PM

you coudld ie that way, shoving your nose backwards and up into your brain. not safe.



kevin.

94touring 03-12-2005 12:26 PM

Ya know that actually crossed my mind.

teknics 03-12-2005 12:28 PM

yea, its actually a martial arts move...but its with the palm of their hand not the top of their head.



kevin.

banzaitoyota 03-12-2005 01:06 PM

Screwed my shaft raw a couple times

phinsup 03-12-2005 01:33 PM

i broke my nose (not during sex) it didnt bleed, you prolly want to have it looked at so you don't look like frankenstein, if its messed up scar tissue can grow on the cartlidge and you'll have a big lump on yer nose.



BTW, thanks for letting us just assume yer shirt was off, the story should have went. i was having sex, my shirt was off and I got head butted.

fcrotornut 03-12-2005 01:36 PM

last time i made love, i lost my straw hat and corn cob pipe.... :(

phinsup 03-12-2005 01:39 PM


Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Mar 12 2005, 02:06 PM
Screwed my shaft raw a couple times




yea been there and done that and the johnson is not a quick healer. little bastard.

1revnrex 03-12-2005 02:32 PM


Originally Posted by phinsup' date='Mar 12 2005, 03:39 PM
yea been there and done that and the johnson is not a quick healer. little bastard.




You know being rotary enthusiast we should know already that lubrication plays a vital part in high friction situations https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif

Srce 03-12-2005 03:25 PM

I woke up one morning and had a cut on the Johnson's head, I know she was rough the night before, but damn.

Rx7Widow 03-12-2005 03:26 PM

I have a couple of scars on my feet from too much friction, carpet's a bitch, and there have been a couple of times where Josh didnt so much miss as slide.....that hurts to even think about, I'm starting to think guys do it on purpose to see if they can get away with it.

ambassador_josh 03-12-2005 03:28 PM

Southern Tresspass! I'm so sorry baby https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png

Rx7Widow 03-12-2005 03:29 PM


Originally Posted by ambassador_josh' date='Mar 12 2005, 03:27 PM

It's ok, I'll just put something in YOUR ass next time.

ambassador_josh 03-12-2005 03:40 PM

I keep asking you to

Srce 03-12-2005 03:44 PM

LMFAO

Rob x-7 03-12-2005 03:49 PM

I bent my **** once, that HURT

ambassador_josh 03-12-2005 04:16 PM

yikes! Did you go to the hospital? We've had a few fold-over scares, but its hard to bend something as small as the TICKLER

Rob x-7 03-12-2005 04:18 PM

like hitting a brick wall with a erection, hurts



it didnt break, it only bent, then went back to normal, lol

1revnrex 03-12-2005 04:21 PM


Originally Posted by ambassador_josh' date='Mar 12 2005, 05:27 PM





Hahah southern trespass!! thats great! Also the easiest way to get your lady to impersonate the way Flipper sounds

Cheers! 03-12-2005 04:23 PM

My girl friend broke the bed once... she was bent over on the end board and the wood just went snap and we took a tumble. Finished it off on the floor

Srce 03-12-2005 04:26 PM

I've had a former gf on the kitchen table and 20 minutes into it her hand developed enough sweat to slip off the table, she hit her chin on the table top full force. Needless to say, the mood was killed.

nismo convert 03-12-2005 04:29 PM

good thing your dick wasn't in her mouth

Srce 03-12-2005 04:32 PM


Originally Posted by nismo convert' date='Mar 12 2005, 05:29 PM
good thing your dick wasn't in her mouth


She had her left hand on the table for support and her right knee on the table. Her right hand was on her right thy, so when the left hand slipped, well you get the picture.

1revnrex 03-12-2005 04:34 PM


Originally Posted by nismo convert' date='Mar 12 2005, 06:29 PM
good thing your dick wasn't in her mouth






PREACH

nismo convert 03-12-2005 04:34 PM

yeah you suck at having sex! maybe you should quit

94touring 03-12-2005 04:51 PM

Anyone ever had their dick pop? Put too much pressure on it and its like it dislocates itself momentarily. Now that HURTS.

j9fd3s 03-12-2005 06:24 PM


Originally Posted by phinsup' date='Mar 12 2005, 11:33 AM
i broke my nose (not during sex) it didnt bleed, you prolly want to have it looked at so you don't look like frankenstein, if its messed up scar tissue can grow on the cartlidge and you'll have a big lump on yer nose.



BTW, thanks for letting us just assume yer shirt was off, the story should have went. i was having sex, my shirt was off and I got head butted.




my nose has been broken a couple time, it hurts! still!

toplessFC3Sman 03-12-2005 07:11 PM

Loft bed + 8 ft cieling.... yea, ive smacked my head on the cieling a couple times, that hurt...

phinsup 03-12-2005 07:20 PM


Originally Posted by Srce' date='Mar 12 2005, 05:26 PM
I've had a former gf on the kitchen table and 20 minutes into it her hand developed enough sweat to slip off the table, she hit her chin on the table top full force. Needless to say, the mood was killed.




Wow must have been hot to get sweaty in less then 20 seconds. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

Srce 03-12-2005 07:41 PM


Originally Posted by phinsup' date='Mar 12 2005, 08:19 PM
Wow must have been hot to get sweaty in less then 20 seconds. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png


You should know, 20 second man. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/*******.gif

phinsup 03-12-2005 07:45 PM


Originally Posted by Srce' date='Mar 12 2005, 08:41 PM



That's not exactly a come back, you can't just repeat the previous burn in an effort to maintain dignity.



You should have said something like.... "guys sweat quicker then girls, i was pounding his ass for 2 hours."

GreyGT-C 03-13-2005 12:24 AM

i woke up one morning and my penis was missing.... does that count?

venomrx7 03-13-2005 12:32 AM


Originally Posted by GreyGT-C' date='Mar 12 2005, 10:23 PM
i woke up one morning and my penis was missing.... does that count?




yeah. mine too, is that a bad thing?

GreyGT-C 03-13-2005 12:42 AM

it's detachable ya know

venomrx7 03-13-2005 12:44 AM


Originally Posted by GreyGT-C' date='Mar 12 2005, 10:41 PM
it's detachable ya know






yeah. I got the interchangeable size option too. its great.

RussellTT94 03-13-2005 12:48 AM

wow, it's amazing what google comes up with







Detachable Penis



King Missile



I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again.

This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of

the time. I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble,

or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a

party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember

what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find

it, so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either.

I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason, I leave

it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let

me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help

either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without

my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man and I really

hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of

searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting

to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and at breakfast. Then as I

walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place,where all those people

sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a

blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to

buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it

home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.

People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't

know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a

detachable penis.

GreyGT-C 03-13-2005 12:50 AM

nice.... where'd you get your upgrade?

GreyGT-C 03-13-2005 12:51 AM

Does Carpal Tunnel Sydrone constitute a sex injury?

venomrx7 03-13-2005 12:58 AM


Originally Posted by GreyGT-C' date='Mar 12 2005, 10:50 PM
nice.... where'd you get your upgrade?






It was a factory option. My mom and dad gave me my briefcase full on my 13th birthday. I just had the standard issue up untill then.




Does Carpal Tunnel Sydrone constitute a sex injury?


If so, can I claim it on my insurance?

Eric Happy Meal 03-13-2005 02:26 AM


Originally Posted by toplessFC3Sman' date='Mar 12 2005, 05:11 PM
Loft bed + 8 ft cieling.... yea, ive smacked my head on the cieling a couple times, that hurt...


bunk bed?


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