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94touring 03-12-2005 12:22 PM

I somehow managed to get head butted last night. My nose is killing me this morning. When it happened I heard a crunch/crack noise and thought for sure it would bleed, but nothing. Had a real sharp pain on the upper bridge near my eyes that had me concerned.

teknics 03-12-2005 12:24 PM

you coudld ie that way, shoving your nose backwards and up into your brain. not safe.



kevin.

94touring 03-12-2005 12:26 PM

Ya know that actually crossed my mind.

teknics 03-12-2005 12:28 PM

yea, its actually a martial arts move...but its with the palm of their hand not the top of their head.



kevin.

banzaitoyota 03-12-2005 01:06 PM

Screwed my shaft raw a couple times

phinsup 03-12-2005 01:33 PM

i broke my nose (not during sex) it didnt bleed, you prolly want to have it looked at so you don't look like frankenstein, if its messed up scar tissue can grow on the cartlidge and you'll have a big lump on yer nose.



BTW, thanks for letting us just assume yer shirt was off, the story should have went. i was having sex, my shirt was off and I got head butted.

fcrotornut 03-12-2005 01:36 PM

last time i made love, i lost my straw hat and corn cob pipe.... :(

phinsup 03-12-2005 01:39 PM


Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Mar 12 2005, 02:06 PM
Screwed my shaft raw a couple times




yea been there and done that and the johnson is not a quick healer. little bastard.

1revnrex 03-12-2005 02:32 PM


Originally Posted by phinsup' date='Mar 12 2005, 03:39 PM
yea been there and done that and the johnson is not a quick healer. little bastard.




You know being rotary enthusiast we should know already that lubrication plays a vital part in high friction situations https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif

Srce 03-12-2005 03:25 PM

I woke up one morning and had a cut on the Johnson's head, I know she was rough the night before, but damn.


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