Eric Happy Meal: some kid came up to me and said that his friend wanted to know my name and number

Eric Happy Meal: so i gave it to him

Eric Happy Meal: and then i saw him walking away with a big fat person.

Eric Happy Meal: so i think i just gave my number to a fat girl

Eric Happy Meal: and it looked like a girl, so i turned my phone off

ColinRX7: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Eric Happy Meal: and my answering machine on my phone says "youre ugly"

ColinRX7: hahahahahaha

ColinRX7: hahahahahahhahahahahhahaha!!!

ColinRX7: thats genius

Eric Happy Meal: haha

Eric Happy Meal: she called me 3 times

ColinRX7: are you sreious?>!

Eric Happy Meal: yeah

ColinRX7: wtf was she gonna say anyways?

ColinRX7: hi you dont know me

ColinRX7: got any twinkies?

Eric Happy Meal: and then her friend left me her

Eric Happy Meal: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Eric Happy Meal: hahahahaha

 

what can i say? bitches love me!

 

Yeah.. Ones who work hard at eating well..

 

gotta be good at something right?

 

I bet shes also good at using the freeway as a waterslide

 

........your not?

 

i guess nobody cares about eric and his fat girls.

 

Eric loves big women. We should all be as brave as him by confessing our shameful secrets. Fat women are like huge ballons at parades, there's no real metaphor for that, I'm just saying that fat people are huge.

 

LMAO, werd..

 

LOL