Eric Gets Fat Bitches
#1
Eric Happy Meal: some kid came up to me and said that his friend wanted to know my name and number
Eric Happy Meal: so i gave it to him
Eric Happy Meal: and then i saw him walking away with a big fat person.
Eric Happy Meal: so i think i just gave my number to a fat girl
Eric Happy Meal: and it looked like a girl, so i turned my phone off
ColinRX7: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Eric Happy Meal: and my answering machine on my phone says "youre ugly"
ColinRX7: hahahahahaha
ColinRX7: hahahahahahhahahahahhahaha!!!
ColinRX7: thats genius
Eric Happy Meal: haha
Eric Happy Meal: she called me 3 times
ColinRX7: are you sreious?>!
Eric Happy Meal: yeah
ColinRX7: wtf was she gonna say anyways?
ColinRX7: hi you dont know me
ColinRX7: got any twinkies?
Eric Happy Meal: and then her friend left me her
Eric Happy Meal: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Eric Happy Meal: hahahahaha
Eric Happy Meal: so i gave it to him
Eric Happy Meal: and then i saw him walking away with a big fat person.
Eric Happy Meal: so i think i just gave my number to a fat girl
Eric Happy Meal: and it looked like a girl, so i turned my phone off
ColinRX7: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Eric Happy Meal: and my answering machine on my phone says "youre ugly"
ColinRX7: hahahahahaha
ColinRX7: hahahahahahhahahahahhahaha!!!
ColinRX7: thats genius
Eric Happy Meal: haha
Eric Happy Meal: she called me 3 times
ColinRX7: are you sreious?>!
Eric Happy Meal: yeah
ColinRX7: wtf was she gonna say anyways?
ColinRX7: hi you dont know me
ColinRX7: got any twinkies?
Eric Happy Meal: and then her friend left me her
Eric Happy Meal: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Eric Happy Meal: hahahahaha
#8
Eric loves big women. We should all be as brave as him by confessing our shameful secrets. Fat women are like huge ballons at parades, there's no real metaphor for that, I'm just saying that fat people are huge.
#9
Originally Posted by Steve Rock' date='Mar 18 2004, 11:34 PM
Eric loves big women. We should all be as brave as him by confessing our shameful secrets. Fat women are like huge ballons at parades, there's no real metaphor for that, I'm just saying that fat people are huge.