http://www.amren.com/mtnews/archives/2006/...ce_hunt_ser.php



"

Police are searching for a man who has been defecating on trains in the South East, causing tens of thousands of pounds of damage.



The offender has struck on at least 30 trains since August, Smearing excrement inside the carriages.



He waits until he is alone in the carriage before committing the offence.



His “exceptionally anti-social” actions have caused a total of £60,000 of damage and even resulted in carriages being taken out of service.



British Transport Police warned that his unpleasant habit was creating a risk to public health. The force has released CCTV images of a man officers want to speak to in connection with the investigation.



Detective Constable Donna Fox said: “The man has struck at least 30 trains since August, causing approximately £60,000 in damage and cleaning costs and resulting in many carriages been taken out of service, causing disruption and cancellations to the train services and serious inconvenience to the travelling public.”



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tha phantom shitter strikes again!

£60k is a lot of ****! I hope he washed his hands.

make sure you read the comments after the article, priceless

Hey you're right:



"Sometimes we have to tolerate a little poop on the train, when advancing the greater good of multiculturalism and diversity. Nothing good comes without sacrifice."



So true.

Wow, are all Britons racist, or do all the racist ones just happen to comment on that same article?

I think anyone in a largly multicultural city is racist.

Forinstance, I really do hate 99.9% of blacks and mexicans that Ive encountered in my life time. Mexicans generally arent nearly as bad as blacks but they just get annoying because there are so many of them and they are usually really stupid.



But boy do I not like those black folk. And in England its VERY common to be openly racist towards blacks and turks. They DO ruin that country. They were brought over as slaves and workers and now they just cause problems.



Infact in a lot of places all around euroland stores wont let black people come in because they cause so many problems.

What??? I've never seen or heard of that. And turks? Why the turks?

Why did Constantinople get the works?

That's nobody's business but the Turks!



--They Might Be Giants--

only thing ive really heard are the french having problems with the muslims, who happen to mostly be from africa, and thus black....

Turks and moroccans were brought to quite a few of the western european countries to work as laborers quite a few years ago. Since then they have had large families, which have large families, etc.. They reproduce very quickly and very largly. The younger generations are not respectful at all and generally the families are more on the poor side (maybe if they didnt have 12 kids). Therefor poverty + youth - parenting and lack of standard morals = bad kids and bad adults.



Im not saying they are ALL bad, but you'll sure be hard pressed to find a good one. The turks atleast make up for it with kebabs and internet cafes! The moroccans and the blacks just gang rape young girls cause general mayhem.



France overall isnt that bad as far as problems with multinational folk. Paris however is a **** hole no matter how you cut it.

The only english person I've ever heard complaining about turks was king richard out of blackadder https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif There's not enough of em in the country for people to care - Turkey's been a developed country for quite a bit now, big families and emigration for work doesn't sound right at all

Black Adder!!!!!!! I love the early episodes!

you ever been to turkey? It is FAR from delevoped. And I put extra emphasis on FAR. That place is a backasswards **** hole.



edit:

These are the same reasons it keeps getting denied entry into the EU.

I'm sure we could go on about this forever but where would that get us? You do talk a lot of **** though https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.gif

j/k

I know :( I promise its all in good fun though! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...

just as long as he's not smearing it on the public transportation.....

I have a first cousin that married a Turk and moved to Turkey (he was a college professor in the US). I've seen pictures, the landscape doesn't look very pleasing. Unibrows seem the norm.

LMAO, that was funny. i had a customer one time who's unibrau was BIGGER than the regular brows, i think he was getting annoyed cause i was staring at it too, but it was BIG and BUSHY.



my next customer was a lady with a moustache too...



odd day

Europeans don’t like Turks because they "flee" their country and mooch of the governments of other countries. I have a British friend who bitches about Turks a lot https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/tongue.gif

**** man, I got attacked by a gang of 6 year olds with switch blades while I was walking around Istanbul.



****, Istanbul is supposed to be the "nicer" and more liberal area...

After spending a couple weeks in that area and in muslim countries I have never been more gung ho about killing middle easterners. Im a bit bias, sure, but atleast Ive been there and Im giving first hand knowledge instead of the seudo bohemian coffee shop revolutionaries that seem to know everything without stepping foot outside their city.



Indians however are my exception, they are super nice ... but they also arent muslim. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.gif



Either way this is taking a far too serious turn, so to get things back on track ...



There is a train in switzerland called the "chocolate express" ... you figure he took a ride on that one too?

the quicker pooper