Embarresing Moments
12-16-2004, 08:56 AM
#21
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Originally Posted by 94touring' date='Dec 15 2004, 11:03 PM
Just thought of another one, not as embarresing but funny.
Was at a party a guy was throwing for his daughter. She was turning 16 and he was throwing a keg party, very cool dad. So I was hanging out with dad most the night grilling and checking out young highschool *** and what not. Eventually I got trashed. I went inside to get another beer or something. On my return to the grill I went to open the screen door, but was so drunk I missed the door handle, and instead of stopping I kept walking and tore the whole door out of the frame. I must of looked like frankenstein busting through the door. I felt stupid at the time, but its pretty damn funny thinking of it now.
I've done that, and I wasn't really all that drunk. It was dark and I just couldn't see that the screen was closed.
12-16-2004, 09:45 AM
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So one day after school me five buds got realy stoned.Went the Pizza/Deli too eat and get a beer. Well there a small room with three tables and 4 video games.Everybody orderd at the main room and then go to play video cuz we so fucked up.We're laughing and **** and there is a Marine in his dress blues playing a game with his wife. Then my friends order came up and they brought some of into the video room.So me and another dude decide **** our buddy who didnt want to waste his money and high score... we drunk his coke and took to big stoner bites out his Ham&cheese poboy, he 's man yall som dicks the he took a bite and kept playing. Well we all sit at the big park table in the main dinning room when my bud comes out.All of a sudden the Marine comes out yelling what the **** is the deal with his wifes poboy?It had bites taking out of it and she had nothing but a glass of ice! The Pizzza people got defensive said..we dont know please calm down...me and my bud just started crying(laughing so hard) cause of this then all of the guys busted out. The Marine was ******* pissed so he through the sandwich at the counter. ...my bud said hey man I'm sorry my friends told it was mine...I got the same sandwich comming and you can have it.
That was the best!
2) In a Shoney's in Torrence, CA. Just got my burger and shook the Ketchup but the cap wasnt screwed on!When a little girl at a table in front of me was laughing so hard I look up and noticed I flung the whole bottle up the wall behind me...over her dads shoulder who was back was facing me ...across their table..and on his wife. True to God story...... I bought there meal.The whole resturaunt busted a nut.
That was the best!
2) In a Shoney's in Torrence, CA. Just got my burger and shook the Ketchup but the cap wasnt screwed on!When a little girl at a table in front of me was laughing so hard I look up and noticed I flung the whole bottle up the wall behind me...over her dads shoulder who was back was facing me ...across their table..and on his wife. True to God story...... I bought there meal.The whole resturaunt busted a nut.
12-16-2004, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by l8t apex' date='Dec 16 2004, 07:45 AM
2) In a Shoney's in Torrence, CA. Just got my burger and shook the Ketchup but the cap wasnt screwed on!When a little girl at a table in front of me was laughing so hard I look up and noticed I flung the whole bottle up the wall behind me...over her dads shoulder who was back was facing me ...across their table..and on his wife. True to God story...... I bought there meal.The whole resturaunt busted a nut.
lmao! thats funny
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