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Old 04-12-2005, 02:27 PM
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Emu has no bills cause he is a simple Emu, doesn't need anything special to be happy..... he doesn't buy anything that he doesn't have the cash for at the time..
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So he's a jewish emu?
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Mazal Tov !!
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Ishmail. Shalom.
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Old 04-12-2005, 02:35 PM
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I hate it when the emu in line in front of me has to dig through his pockets for enough change to buy a frickin lottery ticket and a chocolate bar.



Meanwhile, my beer is getting warm. Makes me want to wring his scrawny emu neck.
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The emu will beak you to death!
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first one was funny, second one sucked.
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Old 04-12-2005, 09:16 PM
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[quote name='89 Rag' date='Apr 12 2005, 01:02 PM']The tiger ate the emu 'cause the dipshit left the cage doors unlocked, sheez!

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no no tiger wins the masters not eat emu's! Sheesh!
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[quote name='ThirdGenRX7' date='Apr 12 2005, 06:15 PM']no no tiger wins the masters not eat emu's! Sheesh!

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all while driving a buick, bucktoothed
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