DUCK!
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Originally Posted by teknics' post='812016' date='Apr 4 2006, 02:26 PM
my girlfriend had a pet family of ducks. they started shitting too much and were released.
kevin.
How can you tell if a duck is shitting too much? And in a family of ducks, how do you know if only one duck is responsible for the excess **** or if each duck is contributing a small surplus to the overall shitpile? Do you add the weights of the ***** and simply divide by the number of ducks, or do you factor in the weight of each duck?
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Originally Posted by teknics' post='812016' date='Apr 4 2006, 02:26 PM
my girlfriend had a pet family of ducks. they started shitting too much and were released.
kevin.
So, if you are like in prison, and you **** a lot, they like let you go? Or does it only work for ducks?
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no her dad has a full koi pond (they breed and everything, but the originals were JDM, seriously they were shipped straight from japan for big $$) and the ducks just shitted more then expected the water was getting polluted too quickly to clean efficiently and it was near impossible to walk on the grass without getting a gift.
plus once the young ones grew up it was hard having a bunch of big ducks walking around quacking all the time.
kevin.
plus once the young ones grew up it was hard having a bunch of big ducks walking around quacking all the time.
kevin.
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Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' post='812033' date='Apr 4 2006, 04:55 PM
So, if you are like in prison, and you **** a lot, they like let you go? Or does it only work for ducks?
well it depends on where you ****...i mean there's only so many times they'll enjoy stepping in your ****. but of course then theyd probably just rape you or kill you and call it an accident. or blame it on some death row guy.
kevin.
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Originally Posted by teknics' post='812053' date='Apr 4 2006, 03:13 PM
plus once the young ones grew up it was hard having a bunch of big ducks walking around quacking all the time.
kevin.
SO YOU WANT MIDGET DUCKS?
