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Old Sep 12, 2003 | 03:00 AM
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ive tried holding my breath and swallowing 3 times, drinking water, just plain holding my breath for a minute, drinking water upside down, I even had my dog attack me to scare the **** out of me, none of it will work. Is there a cure?? Please help me Im sruggling.
Old Sep 12, 2003 | 07:11 AM
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Originally Posted by rotary rebel' date='Sep 12 2003, 08:00 AM
ive tried holding my breath and swallowing 3 times, drinking water, just plain holding my breath for a minute, drinking water upside down, I even had my dog attack me to scare the **** out of me, none of it will work. Is there a cure?? Please help me Im sruggling.
Drinking WATER?! WTF! That usually works when you're sober, but not when you're drinking. You need to try doing shooters. Even if it doesn't work, you won't give a rip.
Old Sep 12, 2003 | 08:23 AM
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wow, I thought that only happened in cartoons. seriously.



to get rid of regular hiccups, I hold my breath really deep, force downward pressure in my torso (like slouching), and usually black out for a split second. Works every time!
Old Sep 12, 2003 | 09:36 AM
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Dropping the kids off at the pool usually works for me.
Old Sep 12, 2003 | 10:00 AM
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Run around the building three times without thinking of the word "wolf". Guaranteed to work if you can pull it off



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Old Sep 12, 2003 | 10:02 AM
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Punch yourself in the nuts. I bet you'll never hiccup again..
Old Sep 12, 2003 | 10:04 AM
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cut one of your fingers off.. you might not get rid of the hiccups.... but you will have something else to focus on..
Old Sep 12, 2003 | 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by 75 Repu' date='Sep 12 2003, 11:04 AM
cut one of your fingers off.. you might not get rid of the hiccups.... but you will have something else to focus on..
that works too, but I ran out of fingers 5 years ago. I saved my toes to be able to type.
Old Sep 12, 2003 | 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Sep 12 2003, 07:14 AM
that works too, but I ran out of fingers 5 years ago. I saved my toes to be able to type.
Good Idea..



hmm ok.. stab yourself in the Eye..
Old Sep 12, 2003 | 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by 75 Repu' date='Sep 12 2003, 11:29 AM
Good Idea..



hmm ok.. stab yourself in the Eye..
cool! then you can say "aaaarrghhh, matey!"



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