Holy **** how did I goet homer!?! What> where's me beer!

I'm bored!!! so I'm replying to me oen thread.. there's a anti-drunk driving commecial on the radiho. Someone IM me.. I'm drunk... er.

not mosquito. mesquite.

mmm.. wendy's.

ten second post reply limit.. flood control for assholes like me. ****. food would be nice. too bad I spent all my money on beer and pootang

Nobody's hooooo-oooome... Someone IM me so I'm not so bored.,

Geez....And they say underage drinking is bad. Speaking of getting drunk....I should do the same, I still have a small bottle of crown.



Go JOe!

go jOE you fuckjer!!!

JAGERMEISTER SAWAY WOOHOWOOOWOOOHOOO

wooohooo fuckjers!!!! LMFAO!! I need some *****!

Well I just started so give me a while. It feels good knowing that now is prolly one of the few times I would be able to kick your ass so let me savor the moment!

Man...I suck. 2 shots and already I am feeling it.

Smokin240 (2:18:20 AM): I am.. sorry. I'm ******* drounker than ****

Smokin240 (2:18:29 AM): I can't finger out how I got home

I would so BEAT YOU

BRING IT ON TOUGH GUY!!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/angry.png











Hahaha...I'd so fall over https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif

*pushes you over*

I would just .. uyeah. **** what>?

Leetheslacker (2:25:19 AM): light the beer on fire

Leetheslacker (2:25:21 AM): go

Leetheslacker (2:25:22 AM): do it

Leetheslacker (2:25:23 AM): you want to

Smokin240 (2:25:30 AM): okay brb

Hmmmm...Which to use next?



https://www.nopistons.com/users/lpjo...477f832e44.jpg

Hahahaha..I did that with a bottle of everclear....I should have it on video.



We also poured it on some guys hand and lit it on fire. That was the funniest **** ever https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

WOW

I used to drink that shiat. it's fun Schtuff!

Smokin240 (2:31:35 AM): ****.. forgot how to stand.

Smokin240 (2:31:49 AM): okay..... here I go whish me luck

Lee!!! You need to get drunk right now. It would be so cool. Hehe...

You know what I want....one of those breathalizers. I think it owuld be cool to have aat a party. Just to see hot drunk you are. I mean I have been drunk before. And then hteir were times when I waw wasted.

like right now????

yor drunk now, your typings gone to ****.

Smokin240 (2:39:47 AM): If i had a nickle for everytime someone told me to eat a nickle.. I'd have a nickle right now.

Leetheslacker (2:40:38 AM): and then youd eat the nickel

Smokin240 (2:40:45 AM): sure, y not?

No YOUR tying has gone to ****.

NAw.....One time I had like 6 smirnoff. 1 skyy blue 2 b. silvers and 2 cups of jungle juice. **** I was wasted then. I woe up anked in the bathub

LMAO I wish... maybe' I'll get taken advantage of later.. we'll see. There's aleways Saturday!@!!!!

I hate friday nights. I dont think I have ever gotten lucky on a fiday. Last weekedn I went to the movies with this chick at work. The mail room grl. Saterday though Wehtn clubbng with 6 hot chicks. Ans now they acre callingts me https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

Smokin240 (2:42:19 AM): I'm thinking about haveing a beer.. or a burrito. I can't decide.

Leetheslacker (2:42:28 AM): both

Leetheslacker (2:42:32 AM): poor a beer into a glass

Leetheslacker (2:42:37 AM): then mash the burrito into the glass

Leetheslacker (2:42:40 AM): beerito.

Smokin240 (2:42:44 AM): good call.. then put iy all in a blender.

Leetheslacker (2:42:47 AM): yep

Smokin240 (2:42:49 AM): beerito lmao

Leetheslacker (2:42:50 AM): beerito

Smokin240 (2:42:53 AM): lmfao

Lee: I need to get drunk

Joe: Drinking is bad for your lieever

Lee: I have no liver

Joe: Then drink all teh beer you want kid

ROFL!

Well yf you wdont wnat any then I wawll talke a shot gor you!





To lee!!!

Smokin240 (2:51:00 AM): **** **** I hate the p key

hoqw come it is 261 where you live anf oly 155 where I lvie?

Time zones my friend, Time zones.