One of my Collateral Duties in the Navy was a Urinalysis Test Administrator. We physically escorted you to the restroom and supervised the filling of the test sample. It was almost comical the lengths some DUMBSHIT would go thru to try to get someone elses piss in the bottle. Of course testifying at their Captains Mast (Non-Judicial Punishment) was also required after that.

[quote name='Hell 'n' Back' date='Aug 10 2005, 03:03 PM']haha your funny and im in no way lazy


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Uh.. he says with no punctuation or capitalization.. LOL https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...>/rolleyes.gif

According to Banzai, I do drugs.





I've never so much as touched any drug. In fact, I moved out at 15 because my Mom did them. I lied and said I was 16, so I could work at McDonalds to support myself. Since he loves to judge my character, he'll probably say I'm a bad person for that.



Truth is, though, you guys are all alright. I'd roll off a fat chick to help any one of ya. Even you, Banzai.



Moral of story: Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

hmm addiction is addiction, doesnt matter whether its drugs or caffeine







stealing to satisfy your addiction is the same whether its drugs or caffeine, oh wait we werent talking about that were we? sorry

Lick my balls, we werent talking about me. How is passing a UA for a job in any way connected to my Redbull stunt? Bastard

i dont know it seemed related at the time

Forgiven https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png

Everyone has different criteria for a job I guess.



The FAA tests were crazy, you went into a bathroom with no sink, they had some instant hand sanitzer. They had a wrapper on the toilet and a die in the toilet that turned red or green or something like that if you pissed in it and of course if you flushed it, it left.



Fun part was once you got the ability to piss you had to cut it off, give them the cup and head for a bathroom.



Good times.

Yeah when I tested for cingular, the woman insisted she had to watch, but I flat out refused. I think she was just a perv, because they didnt watch anyone else before or after I went.

[quote name='ambassador_josh' date='Aug 11 2005, 11:41 AM']Yeah when I tested for cingular, the woman insisted she had to watch, but I flat out refused. I think she was just a perv, because they didnt watch anyone else before or after I went.


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was she hot?