Well I will get this job as a porter @ this toyota dealership (wish it was mazda) & possibly in the bodyshop after im employed there for awhile but only if I pass this urine test.I smoke marijuana about once a week.My question to you "Smokers" if there are any on here is have you ever drank one of those drinks that cleans your system out and have actually passed a drug urine test? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blush.png

[quote name='Hell 'n' Back' date='Aug 10 2005, 11:35 AM']Well I will get this job as a porter @ this toyota dealership (wish it was mazda) & possibly in the bodyshop after im employed there for awhile but only if I pass this urine test.I smoke marijuana about once a week.My question to you "Smokers" if there are any on here is have you ever drank one of those drinks that cleans your system out and have actually passed a drug urine test? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blush.png


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I've personally never tried those drinks, but have friends that have and they have flunked every time. Only one I've seen work is quit for a week or two, lots cranberry juice and water to dilute your piss and clean your kidneys up.



Good Luck.

Yep, only way to pass is quit. Go ahead and smoke, but be ready to lose your job! My advice is to switch to cocaine.. occasional use only stays in your system for three days.



Problem with THC is it's stored in the fat cells. You might consider eating little to no fat in your diet before your tests.

[quote name='Sinful7' date='Aug 10 2005, 11:47 AM']My advice is to switch to cocaine..
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or just switch to cigarettes

Well im going tomorrow for the test & drinking that stuff.It was fucken 25 dollars for the drink but get this....it says if it doesn't work i'll get 200% of my money back lol.Thanks for your input ppl and ohh, i'll pass on the cocaine. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png I have a friend that does that ****.He used to own a lexus & now he's driving a geo lol no joke.He also had to go back and live with his mom again. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif

[quote name='Hell 'n' Back' date='Aug 10 2005, 12:36 PM']Well im going tomorrow for the test & drinking that stuff.It was fucken 25 dollars for the drink but get this....it says if it doesn't work i'll get 200% of my money back lol.Thanks for your input ppl and ohh, i'll pass on the cocaine. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png I have a friend that does that ****.He used to own a lexus & now he's driving a geo lol no joke.He also had to go back and live with his mom again. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif


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that's some sad shitt to see happen, especially to a friend or family member......Good Luck on that test, if you fail at least you make some cash from the drink.... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683329.gif

Heres an idea: If you want to work someplace that requires a drug test: DONT DO DOPE!



Simple,easy, effective and foolproof

[quote name='banzaitoyota' date='Aug 10 2005, 12:53 PM']Heres an idea: If you want to work someplace that requires a drug test: DONT DO DOPE!



Simple,easy, effective and foolproof


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Easy for you to say, prude.

What? The company I work for says "dont do drugs", since I like my paycheck I dont do it; do I agree with it, nope. Whats the point of endangering your liveyhood so you can smoke a joint?

Well even if I don't pass I still have a job.It's not like if I don't pass im fucked out of employment,im just fucked for that second job lol.Some ppl just have more problems then others and need to kick back an toke once in awhile to calm the stress.Bless you that your dope free, congrats. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png

Yeah i'm siding with banzai here, i have been offered a million times to smoke, but i always turn it down because i want to work at the nuclear plant back home, they don't say they test for drugs, but they test for traces of tritium in your wizz, who knows what else they test for, they may fire you because there is thc in there, but they could have other reasons.

mmmmm, drugs.

[quote name='Hell 'n' Back' date='Aug 10 2005, 11:36 AM']Well im going tomorrow for the test & drinking that stuff.It was fucken 25 dollars for the drink but get this....it says if it doesn't work i'll get 200% of my money back lol. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif


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my guess is that they sucker retards like you into buying that because in the end, you'll be to lazy to request/or follow the proper directions to get a refund.

[quote name='boxrs4sale' date='Aug 10 2005, 05:37 PM']my guess is that they sucker retards like you into buying that because in the end, you'll be to lazy to request/or follow the proper directions to get a refund.


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haha your funny and im in no way lazy

So I was offered this job flying for Delta as a captain making 250k a year. Unfortunatly they don't allow me to smoke weed, so forget that job.

[quote name='Hell 'n' Back' date='Aug 10 2005, 03:36 PM']I have a friend that does that ****.He used to own a lexus & now he's driving a geo lol no joke.He also had to go back and live with his mom again.
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Yeah my brother used to work with a guy who quit for what would seem no reason.. Nobody could figure out why, but he just up and left



Turns out he was moving back in with his Mom who didn't live in that area, and had to sell his house and his car because he owed some drug dealer a shitload of money from all the crack he was smoking





Fucked him right up

[quote name='94touring' date='Aug 10 2005, 02:10 PM']So I was offered this job flying for Delta as a captain making 250k a year. Unfortunatly they don't allow me to smoke weed, so forget that job.


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yeah. and delta announced today that they will be filing bankruptcy due to fuel costs... they will most likely not be able to recover.







true story.

alot of places dont actually test, or they do the stick tests,

guess they figure if you submit to the test your probably clean



bring someone else's piss in to test, I doubt they are going to watch you piss in the cup, its a porter job who cares if the porter smokes pot on the weekend





everyone's version of "doing drugs" is different- some smoke pot, some do cocaine, exctasy, ketemine, meth, or prescription pain killers- to me they are all the same



to be honest I dont care what people do in thier free time

do what i do, buy someone elses piss

have them pee in a lil bottle, and if its not fresh get a hot pack and put it aroudn the bottle throw some in the toilet and the rest in a cup , cause sometimes they inspect the toilet to make sure u went lol



worked for me

=)

One of my Collateral Duties in the Navy was a Urinalysis Test Administrator. We physically escorted you to the restroom and supervised the filling of the test sample. It was almost comical the lengths some DUMBSHIT would go thru to try to get someone elses piss in the bottle. Of course testifying at their Captains Mast (Non-Judicial Punishment) was also required after that.

[quote name='Hell 'n' Back' date='Aug 10 2005, 03:03 PM']haha your funny and im in no way lazy


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Uh.. he says with no punctuation or capitalization.. LOL https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...>/rolleyes.gif

According to Banzai, I do drugs.





I've never so much as touched any drug. In fact, I moved out at 15 because my Mom did them. I lied and said I was 16, so I could work at McDonalds to support myself. Since he loves to judge my character, he'll probably say I'm a bad person for that.



Truth is, though, you guys are all alright. I'd roll off a fat chick to help any one of ya. Even you, Banzai.



Moral of story: Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

hmm addiction is addiction, doesnt matter whether its drugs or caffeine







stealing to satisfy your addiction is the same whether its drugs or caffeine, oh wait we werent talking about that were we? sorry

Lick my balls, we werent talking about me. How is passing a UA for a job in any way connected to my Redbull stunt? Bastard

i dont know it seemed related at the time

Forgiven https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png

Everyone has different criteria for a job I guess.



The FAA tests were crazy, you went into a bathroom with no sink, they had some instant hand sanitzer. They had a wrapper on the toilet and a die in the toilet that turned red or green or something like that if you pissed in it and of course if you flushed it, it left.



Fun part was once you got the ability to piss you had to cut it off, give them the cup and head for a bathroom.



Good times.

Yeah when I tested for cingular, the woman insisted she had to watch, but I flat out refused. I think she was just a perv, because they didnt watch anyone else before or after I went.

[quote name='ambassador_josh' date='Aug 11 2005, 11:41 AM']Yeah when I tested for cingular, the woman insisted she had to watch, but I flat out refused. I think she was just a perv, because they didnt watch anyone else before or after I went.


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was she hot?

She looked like a white princess fiona from shrek. In ogre form.

[quote name='ambassador_josh' date='Aug 11 2005, 01:45 PM']She looked like a white princess fiona from shrek. In ogre form.


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I think that's a yes https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683329.gif

i guess that could be hot if youre into that kinda thing





... which i am!

I'm pretty sure she hasnt gotten any lovin since the bicentennial, so she's probably like a virgin by now. You might have to break the crust off though.

[quote name='ambassador_josh' date='Aug 11 2005, 11:50 AM']I'm pretty sure she hasnt gotten any lovin since the bicentennial, so she's probably like a virgin by now. You might have to break the crust off though.


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thats ok, keeps it fresh

[quote name='Shane.Trammell' date='Aug 11 2005, 09:52 AM']thats ok, keeps it fresh


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kinda like mustard when kept in the fridge for a long time.. gotta break the crusties off before you use it.

[quote name='boxrs4sale' date='Aug 11 2005, 12:04 PM']kinda like mustard when kept in the fridge for a long time.. gotta break the crusties off before you use it.


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thats right, the only difference is that its not fun to eat the crusties from the mustard.



chewties!

[quote name='Shane.Trammell' date='Aug 11 2005, 10:10 AM']thats right, the only difference is that its not fun to eat the crusties from the mustard.



chewties!


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chewties = wondershowzen, Excellent.



i just thought about the dave chappelle skit with r-kelly. Pee-Pee let me get a Poo poo lol



You drink criss, i drink piss

If you wanna pass you gotta take the pills, theyre the only reliable way to pass the test.



There';s many things you have to do, leading up to the test. You need to exercise becaus eyou only lose about 10% of the THC through your piss the other 90% is lost through sweating.



Drink black coffee, and just stay active overall.



The website for the pills is herbalclean.com, but its under construction, so here's another site:

http://www.vitaminusa.com/quictabbyher.html



They're called herbal Clean Quick Tabs.



When i was using them i would get the Quick Caps, which took 45 minutes to become effective, and would last 5-6 hours. I bought them from DNE which is just like GNC only smaller, most GNC's wont carry these pills, at least not in my tristate area because theyve been outlawed, but DNE doesnt care and carries them anyway (the drink is also outlawed, but the dirnks never work good and reliably anyway)



Now to get the pill to work effectively read the instructions and follow them to a T. Now they're instructions have changed from when they originally came out, so i stick to the original instructions which said:

1) No drugs for 24-48hours before the test

2) No large meals for 24 Hours before the test

3) No Fruit Juice

4) After taking pills piss frequently before the test to remove traces left in your system



Depending oin which pills you get (some take 2 hours to work, some take 1 hour, other takes 45 minutes) the directions for actually taking them differ.



For the 45 minute pills youd take 4 pills, drink 24 oz of water, wait 15 minutes, drink 24 oz of water again and in 30 minutes youd be clean for 5-6 hours.



Now if youd like to believe it doesnt work, go ahead, but i was on probation for 2 years, went once a week, was considered a "high failure risk" due to what i was arrested for, and was tested almost everytime i went. I smoked everyday, except the day before a test, multiple times a day.



Anyway, ive never failed a drug test in my life.



Nowadays tho im pretty clean and sober, i stick to drinking more now.



kevin.

Now everyone, let me introduce our newest member to the group: Kevin





Everyone say "Hi Kevin"









































HI KEVIN !