Draft of my Living Will



I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind

and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.



Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of

peckerwood politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives

depended on it.



If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask

for a cold beer, it should be presumed that I wouldn't ever get better. When

such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse, children and

attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.



Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a

special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that

these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead

to the health, education and future of the millions of Americans who

aren't in a permanent coma.



Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case I

don't care how many fundamentalist votes they're trying to scrounge for

their run for the presidency in 008, it is my wish that they play

politics with someone else's life and leave me alone to die in peace.



I couldn't care less if a hundred religious zealots send e-mails to

legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know these

people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and crusade on

my behalf. They should mind their own damn business.



If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a

political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make

his or her existence a living hell.

 

Amen!

 

Word *****!



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“please don’t kill me I’m sweet and fluffy!” Bam!!!! I killed Jesus!

 

nice

 

 

I wlll personally make sure no one tries to keep you alive...hell, I'll pull the plug myself if you want me to.

 

******* A

 

I guess I owe it all to Pamela Brown.

 

I figure my parents and loved ones know id come back to haunt their miserable existances if they ever pulled **** like that so I use that against them during a crisis such as, being a vegetable.