I walked in the cafeteria for some coffee, saw the waterfall of coffee spilling over the table and immediately turned around and walked away. People dont understand you only have to press the button ONCE!

 

LMAO

 

yeah, and don't you hate it when you get a split stream? you know what I'm talking about

 

The tragedy here is you didn't get your cup of mud! Not that it was all over the floor.

 

thats used to happen at the dealer, only we would put about a gallon off coffee on the floor. the service writer and i would just look at each other, like "why are our customers so stupid?" it used to happen about once a month.



mike

 

If you put instant coffe in a Microwave, Do you go back in time?



By pushing the button twice it makes coffe twice as fast!

 

HUH?

 

Perhaps the answer is in this therom:



The principle of generating small amounts of finite improbability by simply hooking the logic circuits of a Bambleweeny 57 Sub-Meson Brain to an atomic vector plotter suspended in a strong Brownian Motion producer (say a nice hot cup of tea) were of course well understood

 

AH.. Yes I get it now...

 

When a Brambleweeny57 sub-meson brain is linked to an atomic vector plotter suspended in a nice hot cup of tea, finite ammounts of improbability are produced.