dont blame canada
09-30-2005, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by drftk1d' post='765020' date='Sep 30 2005, 03:17 PM
you stopped me from getting laid that time
im gonna our sx7 down your throat and make you cry it out your eyes ya stinkin good fer nothing
yes it was my fault you couldnt get it up, and for this i apologize
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09-30-2005, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by G2G' post='765080' date='Sep 30 2005, 06:14 PM
Please contact the Mount Holy Olive Second Baptist Zion Church of God and Christ Resurected Latter Day Saints AME Halleilughia Jesus. Revrend Cleotis Jefferson will help you.
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MHOSBZCGCRLDS said they're no longer accepting members to their congregation. I guess thats my fault too, god damn ME!
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10-01-2005, 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by teknics' post='764617' date='Sep 29 2005, 04:41 PM
Yes folks it is true. I am the monster under your bed, I am the person who keyed your car, I am the anonymous person who called the cops, I am the one with your wife when youre not at home, I am the one who leaves no toilet paper in the room ONLY when i know you have to take a huge dump, I am the person who puts back empty milk containers just so YOU have to recycle it, I'm the person who keeps you up at night, I'm the cause of your allergies, I caused the hurricanes AND the tsunami, I'm the reason that Regis Philbin was born, I caused the NHL Lockout, I make the toaster burn your bread...cause its not toasted unless its toasted, I made your engine pop, I made the deer come out of nowhere right when YOU were passing by.
Thats right folks it is true, i am "the reason".
BLAME ME FOR EVERYTHING!
Let me know what ive done to you so that i may give but my most humble apologies for my offenses.
kevin.
usually i get blamed for stuff like this, but hardly ever for the stuff i actually do
10-02-2005, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by j9fd3s' post='765387' date='Oct 1 2005, 09:27 PM
usually i get blamed for stuff like this, but hardly ever for the stuff i actually do
yea, thats how i am at work. I get yelled at for cars i dont work on, but when i actually **** something up no one even suspects me
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10-02-2005, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by teknics' post='765506' date='Oct 2 2005, 09:23 AM
yea, thats how i am at work. I get yelled at for cars i dont work on, but when i actually **** something up no one even suspects me
kevin.
i got yelled at for the rx8 fuel tank recall, notice i dont manufature the car...