dont blame canada
09-29-2005, 06:41 PM
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Yes folks it is true. I am the monster under your bed, I am the person who keyed your car, I am the anonymous person who called the cops, I am the one with your wife when youre not at home, I am the one who leaves no toilet paper in the room ONLY when i know you have to take a huge dump, I am the person who puts back empty milk containers just so YOU have to recycle it, I'm the person who keeps you up at night, I'm the cause of your allergies, I caused the hurricanes AND the tsunami, I'm the reason that Regis Philbin was born, I caused the NHL Lockout, I make the toaster burn your bread...cause its not toasted unless its toasted, I made your engine pop, I made the deer come out of nowhere right when YOU were passing by.
Thats right folks it is true, i am "the reason".
BLAME ME FOR EVERYTHING!
Let me know what ive done to you so that i may give but my most humble apologies for my offenses.
kevin.
Thats right folks it is true, i am "the reason".
BLAME ME FOR EVERYTHING!
Let me know what ive done to you so that i may give but my most humble apologies for my offenses.
kevin.
09-29-2005, 10:32 PM
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OH happy day oh happy day, when jesus washed, when jesus washed, when jesus washed, washed my sins away.
Oh happy day, oh happy day.
Oh happy day, Oh happy day, when jesus washed, when jesus washed, when my jesus washed, he washed my sins away.
He taught me how, oooooooooooooh he taught me how, to fight and pray, fight and pray.
and he taught me how to live rejoicely, yes he did, every, every day, every day.
Oh happy day, oh happy day, yeah, jesus washed, when my jesus washed, when jesus waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaashed my sisn away, I'm talking aboot that happy day.
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Oh happy day, oh happy day.
Oh happy day, Oh happy day, when jesus washed, when jesus washed, when my jesus washed, he washed my sins away.
He taught me how, oooooooooooooh he taught me how, to fight and pray, fight and pray.
and he taught me how to live rejoicely, yes he did, every, every day, every day.
Oh happy day, oh happy day, yeah, jesus washed, when my jesus washed, when jesus waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaashed my sisn away, I'm talking aboot that happy day.
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09-30-2005, 04:33 AM
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Originally Posted by inanimate_object' post='764832' date='Sep 30 2005, 05:25 AM
Jesus taught me Kung-Fu.
Mark
i can kick you, higher then you can kick me, i can kick you way up in to a tree, ho ha ho ha ho chi chi.
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09-30-2005, 04:39 AM
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' post='764845' date='Sep 30 2005, 05:36 AM
I have a friend in the plastice Jeebus on my dashboard
I am the one who put Jeebus there, and i am the one who made you get that plastic jeebus. For this, i apologize.
kevin.
09-30-2005, 04:45 AM
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' post='764854' date='Sep 30 2005, 05:43 AM
bless-edddd be our lady of perpetual moooooooooootion, OHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
ok why has this become a prayer thread.
I AM SATAN INCARNATE! and for that i apologize.
kevin.