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Yes folks it is true. I am the monster under your bed, I am the person who keyed your car, I am the anonymous person who called the cops, I am the one with your wife when youre not at home, I am the one who leaves no toilet paper in the room ONLY when i know you have to take a huge dump, I am the person who puts back empty milk containers just so YOU have to recycle it, I'm the person who keeps you up at night, I'm the cause of your allergies, I caused the hurricanes AND the tsunami, I'm the reason that Regis Philbin was born, I caused the NHL Lockout, I make the toaster burn your bread...cause its not toasted unless its toasted, I made your engine pop, I made the deer come out of nowhere right when YOU were passing by.
Thats right folks it is true, i am "the reason". BLAME ME FOR EVERYTHING! Let me know what ive done to you so that i may give but my most humble apologies for my offenses. kevin. |
OH happy day oh happy day, when jesus washed, when jesus washed, when jesus washed, washed my sins away.
Oh happy day, oh happy day. Oh happy day, Oh happy day, when jesus washed, when jesus washed, when my jesus washed, he washed my sins away. He taught me how, oooooooooooooh he taught me how, to fight and pray, fight and pray. and he taught me how to live rejoicely, yes he did, every, every day, every day. Oh happy day, oh happy day, yeah, jesus washed, when my jesus washed, when jesus waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaashed my sisn away, I'm talking aboot that happy day. - Hand |
Good call - time to blame some peeps up in this bitch. I just bought some cotton balls, and it's all your fault!!!
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Yes I put those cotton balls in your shopping cart, and for this i apologize.
g2g, you are on your own with jeebus. kevin. |
Originally Posted by G2G' post='764717' date='Sep 30 2005, 04:32 AM
He taught me how, oooooooooooooh he taught me how, to fight and pray, fight and pray. Jesus taught me Kung-Fu. Mark |
Originally Posted by inanimate_object' post='764832' date='Sep 30 2005, 05:25 AM
Jesus taught me Kung-Fu. Mark i can kick you, higher then you can kick me, i can kick you way up in to a tree, ho ha ho ha ho chi chi. kevin. |
I have a friend in the plastice Jeebus on my dashboard
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' post='764845' date='Sep 30 2005, 05:36 AM
I have a friend in the plastice Jeebus on my dashboard I am the one who put Jeebus there, and i am the one who made you get that plastic jeebus. For this, i apologize. kevin. |
bless-edddd be our lady of perpetual moooooooooootion, OHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' post='764854' date='Sep 30 2005, 05:43 AM
bless-edddd be our lady of perpetual moooooooooootion, OHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ok why has this become a prayer thread. I AM SATAN INCARNATE! and for that i apologize. kevin. |
Do you need a prayer to drive the DEMON PINEAPPLE from your roatary? Send $4.99 to zach12@Aikenelectric.net via Paypal and I while mutter a chant under my breathe for the healty compression of your rotary
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' post='764861' date='Sep 30 2005, 06:47 AM
Do you need a prayer to drive the DEMON PINEAPPLE from your roatary? Send $4.99 to zach12@Aikenelectric.net via Paypal and I while mutter a chant under my breathe for the healty compression of your rotary I am the reason you had no oil jets in your eshaft, i am the reason the pineapple has spoiled. and for this, i apologize. kevin. |
You killed Jesus, and disco music, and I have yet to hear an apology.
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everytime i take a dump and im out of **** tickets i shake my fist in the air yelling "kevin!!!!"
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You gave me herpes.
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I grant you all my most sincere apologies, i am truly a horrid person.
kevin. |
I have lint in my bellybutton everyday
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you stopped me from getting laid that time
im gonna our sx7 down your throat and make you cry it out your eyes ya stinkin good fer nothing |
i heart hand.
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Originally Posted by RE87FC' post='765017' date='Sep 30 2005, 03:13 PM
I have lint in my bellybutton everyday jeez, dramon you havent picked the rap reference "and for this i apologize...." ill give ya a hint then comes "i was wrong".... kevin. |
Originally Posted by drftk1d' post='765020' date='Sep 30 2005, 03:17 PM
you stopped me from getting laid that time im gonna our sx7 down your throat and make you cry it out your eyes ya stinkin good fer nothing yes it was my fault you couldnt get it up, and for this i apologize https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png. kevin. |
Please contact the Mount Holy Olive Second Baptist Zion Church of God and Christ Resurected Latter Day Saints AME Halleilughia Jesus. Revrend Cleotis Jefferson will help you.
- Hand |
Originally Posted by G2G' post='765080' date='Sep 30 2005, 06:14 PM
Please contact the Mount Holy Olive Second Baptist Zion Church of God and Christ Resurected Latter Day Saints AME Halleilughia Jesus. Revrend Cleotis Jefferson will help you. - Hand MHOSBZCGCRLDS said they're no longer accepting members to their congregation. I guess thats my fault too, god damn ME! kevin. |
i love you
your mom. |
Originally Posted by drftk1d' post='765207' date='Oct 1 2005, 01:47 AM
i love you your mom. kevin. |
Originally Posted by teknics' post='765238' date='Oct 1 2005, 05:16 AM
um. ad hoc. kevin. ergo, quid pro quo. |
Originally Posted by drftk1d' post='765290' date='Oct 1 2005, 01:44 PM
ergo, quid pro quo. elmos squid goes slow? kevin. |
Originally Posted by teknics' post='764617' date='Sep 29 2005, 04:41 PM
Yes folks it is true. I am the monster under your bed, I am the person who keyed your car, I am the anonymous person who called the cops, I am the one with your wife when youre not at home, I am the one who leaves no toilet paper in the room ONLY when i know you have to take a huge dump, I am the person who puts back empty milk containers just so YOU have to recycle it, I'm the person who keeps you up at night, I'm the cause of your allergies, I caused the hurricanes AND the tsunami, I'm the reason that Regis Philbin was born, I caused the NHL Lockout, I make the toaster burn your bread...cause its not toasted unless its toasted, I made your engine pop, I made the deer come out of nowhere right when YOU were passing by. Thats right folks it is true, i am "the reason". BLAME ME FOR EVERYTHING! Let me know what ive done to you so that i may give but my most humble apologies for my offenses. kevin. usually i get blamed for stuff like this, but hardly ever for the stuff i actually do |
Originally Posted by j9fd3s' post='765387' date='Oct 1 2005, 09:27 PM
usually i get blamed for stuff like this, but hardly ever for the stuff i actually do yea, thats how i am at work. I get yelled at for cars i dont work on, but when i actually **** something up no one even suspects me https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png kevin. |
Originally Posted by teknics' post='765506' date='Oct 2 2005, 09:23 AM
yea, thats how i am at work. I get yelled at for cars i dont work on, but when i actually **** something up no one even suspects me https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png kevin. i got yelled at for the rx8 fuel tank recall, notice i dont manufature the car... |
Originally Posted by j9fd3s' post='765547' date='Oct 2 2005, 01:32 PM
i got yelled at for the rx8 fuel tank recall, notice i dont manufature the car... but im sur eyou wouldve done a better job https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png. kevin. |
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