Ok, so I go to a crappy chinese restaraunt friday at lunch with a friend of mine. We walk to the bathroom to wash up first, and walk by some pretty cute ladies. I just smile and go toward the bathroom. When we went to get some food at the buffet bar, one of the girls walks by, and puts a fortune cookie slip on the bar, next to me, and then walks out. I pick it up, and she put her number on it. I call the number later on, and get an answering machine. Problem is, the recording is in spanish.



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I speak spanish and english fluently and i know a little bit of japanese

oh i could have so much fun with that number right now

Yeah, that may have been really dumb on my part. D'oh! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683358.gif

But seriously, please don't.

Desperado!!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blush.png

Indeed. The funniest part was the fortune: "You will soon recieve an unusual gift." I hope she's not a man!

LMAO https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

El mano. Oops mano is hand. You can finger her. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif

dude putting someones number on the net,geeeez smart move



now she will get hundreds of ppl ringing and sying "hi i met u the other day in the chiniese restaurant" etc

Damnit! I forgot that everyone isn't a not *******.

Any mods wanna edit that number out for me?

hola, mi nombre es Danny. soy muy gordo y feo, y tengo gusto de hacer amor a los chicitos

Ci! Senor~

So what the hell does that mean?

what would be the fun in telling you what it says?

hola, mi nombre es danny. le satisfice el otro día en el restaurante, y estoy muy interesado en la reunión usted. usted no la lamentaría, porque las bolas son gigantescas



just call and say that....

Why do you taunt me so.

lmao...



the first one was " hi, my name is danny. i'm very fat and ugly, and i like to make love to little boys"



the second one was "hi, my name is danny. i met you the other day at the restaurant and i'd like to meet up again. you wouldn't regret it, because my balls are gigantic"



it's hard to translate spanish, it's such a 'loose' language. a lot of slander

haha both of those are funny. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

That is pretty funny

so does anyone know what the message really says??

i am afraid to call it.....is it a joke that i do not know about .....????/ https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub..._DIR#>/sad.png

I really am serious about needing someone's help, but I just need to get the number off of here now.

If anyone would actually like to help me, though, just IM me, and I would appreciate any help.

does the person on the machine talk really fast?

No, I'm just an idiot, and they say a pretty good bit of stuff.

well, i called for him....



it is basically a greeting from omni point that says that they are ont able to take the call, call back...

LOL. tengo una cita con el gato, y juevos, y sus manos

how about this...





del rodillas. para chorizo con juevos.....



tienes hambre? tiene una vibon muy GRANDE, y mucho hambre tienen......

Hi, mi nombre es Danny y quisiera lamer sus tuercas.

La única razón que tomé su número era porque necesito a jardinero.

que es "mamo la pinga"?

Cuántas veces tengo que decirle? Sus olores de la boca como elsistema y mí sépticos nunca han visto esas cosas debajo de susaxilas.

Ok I don't fully understand that. What's "pinga" .





The rest is "That's it or that it is, I suck PINGA". LOL Spanish is a bit rusty.

Los zapatos de Niza, desean coger?



Nice Shoes, wanna ****?

que? habla poquito espanol

Autorización, ahora me pierden. dígame en inglés por favor. 89Rag

This is probably one of those occasions where ignorance (on my part) is bliss. Otherwise, I might be embarrassed or something.

I'm just playin' Danny. LOL

that is the **** right there https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif

I aim to please, and rarely miss. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif