Doctor Visit
04-15-2004, 01:55 PM
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I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked," Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I've never done either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said "No, I've heard that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, ballooning or rock climbing?"
"No, I don't," I said.
He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or sexually fool around?"
"No," I said. "I've never done any of those things."
He looked at me and asked, "Then why do you give a **** if you live to be 80?
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked," Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I've never done either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said "No, I've heard that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, ballooning or rock climbing?"
"No, I don't," I said.
He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or sexually fool around?"
"No," I said. "I've never done any of those things."
He looked at me and asked, "Then why do you give a **** if you live to be 80?
04-15-2004, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by 94touring' date='Apr 15 2004, 03:37 PM
LOL, thats funny.
My doctor just asks me to bend over and spread my cheeks. After he feels my ***** of course.
My doctor just asks me to bend over and spread my cheeks. After he feels my ***** of course.