I was coming home the other night..and pulled up next to this girl riding a bycycle

i said did you know that was illegal?

She said what?











































I said peddling *****....

 

when did we all become comedians



ok, so this grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey we have a drink named after you" and the grasshopper goes "really you have a drink named STEVE!!!"

 

Haha... I guess you're right.







I was kiddin...







94% of the reason I come here is to read your gibberish.



3% goes to reading bigtimes posts....



and the other 3% is to see if any of the girls are throwing up ***** yet.'



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Yeah... Somewhere out there...







Wanna meet for a drink on Pluto?

 

OK so the California Angels have this practice field they play on to get ready for the season and what not. Anyways, on this field there's a marshy spot out in left field and the players don't like going into it fearing that they could loose their cleats and such.



One day one of the players made a catch in said area and sure enough one of his shoes got stuck in the mud.



The players gathered around, wondering what they should do about it when the ground keeper came up, walked into the mud and pulled out the shoe.



The players gawked and were stunned by this.



"Wow" they said "It's he who walks where angels fear to tread!"

 

Uh, yeah...





While we're on baseball..





How much money total is invested in ***** for a season of MLB?



Like if the MLB was to put up the worth of 1 seasons *****... What would it be?



You figure about...what...$4 a ball or so? maybe 20-30 a game?



Wow.

 

A priest, a minister, a rabbi, a duck, and a prostitute walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks "Is this some kind of joke?"