Dictionary Of Obscene Sex Terms
10-08-2003, 02:01 PM
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This is some good stuff.
http://www.saviodsilva.net/r/ss82.htm
Examples:
Surfing
This happens when you nail a fat woman. As you watch the rippling effect of her rolls with every thrust, along with the feeling of being drenched, off balance, out of control, and in danger, you are given the sense of riding the ultimate wave.
The Rodeo
Similar to the Bronco. You start once again, banging a chick from behind. At a pre-arranged time you grab her hair with one hand just as several buddies bust into the room. See if you can hang on for 8 seconds cowboy. Yee Haw!
The Ram
When attacking from behind, you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy in those lulls in penile sensitivity.
The Flying Camel
A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees. You very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a class move.
http://www.saviodsilva.net/r/ss82.htm
Examples:
Surfing
This happens when you nail a fat woman. As you watch the rippling effect of her rolls with every thrust, along with the feeling of being drenched, off balance, out of control, and in danger, you are given the sense of riding the ultimate wave.
The Rodeo
Similar to the Bronco. You start once again, banging a chick from behind. At a pre-arranged time you grab her hair with one hand just as several buddies bust into the room. See if you can hang on for 8 seconds cowboy. Yee Haw!
The Ram
When attacking from behind, you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy in those lulls in penile sensitivity.
The Flying Camel
A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees. You very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a class move.
10-08-2003, 02:18 PM
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They forgot one; the Hudini (However you spell it):
When your hittin' her doggystyle, you pull out right before you bust, and spit on her back. When she turns around to see it, you jerk it real quick and bust a nut in her face and say "Hudini!".
When your hittin' her doggystyle, you pull out right before you bust, and spit on her back. When she turns around to see it, you jerk it real quick and bust a nut in her face and say "Hudini!".
10-08-2003, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by i.didnt.do.it' date='Oct 8 2003, 02:18 PM
They forgot one; the Hudini (However you spell it):
When your hittin' her doggystyle, you pull out right before you bust, and spit on her back. When she turns around to see it, you jerk it real quick and bust a nut in her face and say "Hudini!".
When your hittin' her doggystyle, you pull out right before you bust, and spit on her back. When she turns around to see it, you jerk it real quick and bust a nut in her face and say "Hudini!".
10-08-2003, 02:32 PM
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Or the The Double Houdini:
While tag-teaming a girl, have one guy doing her from behind and the other guy getting head.Then have the guy in the back tell her he is gonna blow and then spit on her back. When she turns around, bust right in her face. Then when she turns around to face the front again, the guy in the front blows it in her face for the second facial.
While tag-teaming a girl, have one guy doing her from behind and the other guy getting head.Then have the guy in the back tell her he is gonna blow and then spit on her back. When she turns around, bust right in her face. Then when she turns around to face the front again, the guy in the front blows it in her face for the second facial.
10-08-2003, 02:34 PM
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Sounds a little like this:
Pattycake
While you're nailing some girl doggie style and your friend is catching some head off the same girl, you get a quick game of pattycake going. This makes you reminisce of your childhood memories and eases the sight of watching your friend blow his load.
Pattycake
While you're nailing some girl doggie style and your friend is catching some head off the same girl, you get a quick game of pattycake going. This makes you reminisce of your childhood memories and eases the sight of watching your friend blow his load.
10-08-2003, 03:23 PM
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I am a big fan of the angry pirate, as she is giving you a BJ you pull out at the last second, blast it in her eye, then kick her in the shin. As you are running away look over your shoulder and you will see an angry pirate! (one eye closed and hobbling like on a wooden leg LOL)
10-09-2003, 04:33 AM
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Originally Posted by rexguy' date='Oct 8 2003, 02:23 PM
I am a big fan of the angry pirate, as she is giving you a BJ you pull out at the last second, blast it in her eye, then kick her in the shin. As you are running away look over your shoulder and you will see an angry pirate! (one eye closed and hobbling like on a wooden leg LOL)