1988RedT2

THIS JUST IN ...



Democrats, realizing the huge success of the President's "Cash For

Clunkers" rebate program, have revamped a major portion of their

National Health Care Plan.



President Obama, Speaker Pelosi, and Sen. Reed are expected to make this

major announcement at a joint news conference later this week. I have

obtained a advanced copy of the proposal which is named....



CASH FOR CODGERS and it works like this... Couples wishing to access

health care funds in order to pay for the delivery of a child will be

required to turn in one old person for each child they conceive. The

amount the government grants them will be fixed according to a sliding

scale. Older and more prescription dependent codgers will garner the

highest amounts, while younger healthier codgers will earn them less.



Special "Bonus Money" will be paid for those submitting codgers in

targeted groups such as; smokers, beer/ alcohol drinkers, persons 10

pounds over their government prescribed weight, and any member of the

Republican Party.



Smaller bonuses will be given for codgers who eat/drink; beef, soda,

fried foods, tater chips, lattes ,whole milk, dairy products, bacon,

Brussel sprouts, Carvel or Girl Scout Cookies.



All codgers will be immediately rendered totally useless via toxic

injection upon submission to the plan. This will insure that they are

not secretly resold/reused or that their body parts be harvested to keep

other codgers in decent repair.

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phinsup

i kinda like the idea.