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Old 11-13-2003, 07:22 AM
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The following are actual letters that Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby) admitted she was at a total loss to answer:

~~~ Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

~~~ Dear Abby, What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?

~~~ Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is even his.

~~~ Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

~~~ Dear Abby, I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again. Should I believe him?

~~~ Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own? ~~~ Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I get out?

~~~ Dear Abby, My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two- and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

~~~ Dear Abby, Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, and he did it.

~~~ Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short-tempered. Do you think she is going through her mental pause?

~~~ Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he IS a doctor. What now?
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Nov 13 2003, 05:22 AM
The following are actual letters that Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby) admitted she was at a total loss to answer:
There is no hope for these Earthlings.
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Old 11-13-2003, 08:24 AM
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Last one was a killer LOL.
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There are lots of pictures of Lebanese women in the x-rated section.
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Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Nov 13 2003, 07:00 AM
There are lots of pictures of Lebanese women in the x-rated section.
I thought those were thesbians yo!
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my grandmother is 100% Lebanese
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Dear Abbey; I like to wear my ****-LOCK. My wife won't let me What to do?
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Nov 13 2003, 05:22 AM
~~~ Dear Abby, I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again. Should I believe him?
hmmm
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