What a drag it is getting old

"Kids are different today,"

I hear ev'ry mother say

Mother needs something today to calm her down

And though she's not really ill

There's a little yellow pill

She goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper

And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day



"Things are different today,"

I hear ev'ry mother say

Cooking fresh food for a husband's just a drag

So she buys an instant cake and she burns her frozen steak

And goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper

And two help her on her way, get her through her busy day



Doctor please, some more of these

Outside the door, she took four more

What a drag it is getting old



"Men just aren't the same today"

I hear ev'ry mother say

They just don't appreciate that you get tired

They're so hard to satisfy, You can tranquilize your mind

So go running for the shelter of a mother's little helper

And four help you through the night, help to minimize your plight



Doctor please, some more of these

Outside the door, she took four more

What a drag it is getting old



"Life's just much too hard today,"

I hear ev'ry mother say

The pusuit of happiness just seems a bore

And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose

No more running for the shelter of a mother's little helper

They just helped you on your way, through your busy dying day

 

somehow I would think the towels were not safe before either



you may not want to take credit after its painted, you may want to deny ever knowing anything about it

 

I saw a mini station wagon today. With wood siding and all. Maybe you should restore that danomite.



- Hand

 

The guys on the mini forum have suggested I buy a wagon to complete my collection. Its probably not too far off in the future.

 

yeah, so what DO you do here?

 

we have to interview for our jobs!

 

i'm a people person!

 

Do you actually meet with the customer?

 

well no, but i

 

so how do you interact with the customer?