Corona
02-15-2005, 08:53 PM
#11
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Originally Posted by heretic' date='Feb 15 2005, 05:49 PM
Guinness has FLAVOR. It takes like BEER.
Corona is what a Coors' drinker's urine must taste like. Strangely, it is pisswater, yet the most common statement about it is that "it tastes like ***". One can only wonder what kind of urine-enema rituals are performed at the Corona plant.
In short, if you want a good beer, get a Guinness. If you want a beer that kicks so much *** that you are not worthy of drinking it, drink an Arrogant Bastard Ale. It's a lot like Guinness except not so... watery. (A beer you can really sink your teeth into)
Corona is what a Coors' drinker's urine must taste like. Strangely, it is pisswater, yet the most common statement about it is that "it tastes like ***". One can only wonder what kind of urine-enema rituals are performed at the Corona plant.
In short, if you want a good beer, get a Guinness. If you want a beer that kicks so much *** that you are not worthy of drinking it, drink an Arrogant Bastard Ale. It's a lot like Guinness except not so... watery. (A beer you can really sink your teeth into)
No offense but i have had beer from places all over the world.. and corona is good.. Guinness tastes nasty to me, but thats just not my style of beer.. Sam adams too.. Remember that Ryan?
the thing about corona though, is that if where you bought it, they let them get warm, the coronas have a nasty taste.. they have to stay cold.. and are best when drunk right before they freeze..
other beers on my list of beers I like..
Newcastle
some german beer that i cant spell.. but its goood..
pacifico
heineken is ok..
Saporo
and a bunch of California brewed beers only sold in certain California bars still..
02-16-2005, 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by 75 Repu' date='Feb 15 2005, 06:53 PM
No offense but i have had beer from places all over the world.. and corona is good.. Guinness tastes nasty to me, but thats just not my style of beer.. Sam adams too.. Remember that Ryan?
the thing about corona though, is that if where you bought it, they let them get warm, the coronas have a nasty taste.. they have to stay cold.. and are best when drunk right before they freeze..
the thing about corona though, is that if where you bought it, they let them get warm, the coronas have a nasty taste.. they have to stay cold.. and are best when drunk right before they freeze..
A beer coinosseur told me, when I was but a beer newbie, that the reason a lot of beers are served cold is because it masks the flavor, and that the test of a beer is how well it tastes at room temperature vs. "ice cold".
Makes me laugh every time I hear one of those new Coors commercials. "We brew it cold, store it cold, ship it cold, so when you get it.." "we know that we've done our utmost to hide the fact that it's crap".
So maybe I've been biased from the get-go.
I will have to agree with you on the Sam Adams. I cannot STAND that stuff. Sure, all these experts say it's the best, but then again look at the crap that wins Oscars and Emmys and Grammys and the like. "Mediocrity is the hallmark of popularity".
Also agree on the Heineken, but I tend to keep mine in my special beer repository - the space on top of the 'fridge. (Never actually INSIDE it, that is where the liquor goes!)
02-16-2005, 09:57 AM
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Corona does taste like ****. So does Guinness. **** Guinness has the same amount of alcohol as Coors Light.
I prefer to drink Yuengling Lager. If I can't get that I find another lager, if that can't be done I drink Miller light cause by then I am just to lazy to keep looking and just want beer.
I prefer to drink Yuengling Lager. If I can't get that I find another lager, if that can't be done I drink Miller light cause by then I am just to lazy to keep looking and just want beer.