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Old 10-16-2005, 06:41 PM
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As we left our dumbstruck hero he was leaving the courthouse with having to shell out $900 in 6 weeks to avoid going to jail. He furthered his case of having someone elses EXPIRED tags (The pregnant Ex-girlfriends reposessed car) by explaining to the Judge that he was having a hard time finding work since his new girlfriend worked 2 jobs (hardees and the IGA), This just exasberated the judge trying to keep G/F's straight and sent him packing to earn some money to pay his fine.



Weeeeeeeeeeeeeell, it seems current Girlfriends brother (They all share the same trailer) found himself a job as a framer for a contractor. But the Contractor has a dilemma; he has 3 houses underway and 3 of the 4 man crew were busted for drugs and are currently under the car of my other Son-In-Law (arent small southern towns a hoot!). Anyhow, last Sunday SWMBO informs me of this and that SFB's is on his way over to learn how to use a circuliar saw. I show him how not to remove his fingers via the abnormal disassembly method and send him on his way before he askes me to instrucct him how to read a tape measure.



He made it thru the first day with only slicing one finger open on a joist hanger, and promptly refuse to go get it stitched up. He doesnt want to lose his job due to an injury claim, even though the Contractor told him where to go, who to see and to bill it to the contractor.



Fast forward to today, I need a extra pair of hands to help out in the shop, SFB serves this purpose much better than SWMBO and he is cheep, to boot!. Well I'm working in the Closure trim for the Quonset Shop and I hand SFB the level to hand up to me on the ladder, I look down and SFB is using the level for batting practice swings . I give up...........................................
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Get an abortion.
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I wish his mother would have thought about that option years ago!
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It's not too late
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i hear smith and wesson are having a special on do-it-yourself abortion equiptment
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dude, the semen that he was from, should have been swallowed. i am sorry.



what is SWMBO?
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SWMBO=She Who Must Be Obeyed aka The Wife



And no, I did not contribute to his gene pool
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just another day in the life of a REDNECK
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so this is just a guy that works for you or is it your son?
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his step son
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