Confessions
I am Jewish, Brasilian, Left-handed, and I make this really fucked-up face when I scratch my undernut (figure it out, yackos) that makes my wife want to puke-she hits me when I make the face.
Oh yeah, and I'm fat like Vosko. Actually, slightly less fat than Vosko. And not as jiggly. But his car is faster. And I own a rat and two cats and a dog. I don't like the white cat, cause he's dumb and fat, and the Siamese is annoying but he's cute and smart, and the dog is smart and super hyper and the rat is cool, too...her name is Ratazana (the rat).
Oh yeah, and I'm fat like Vosko. Actually, slightly less fat than Vosko. And not as jiggly. But his car is faster. And I own a rat and two cats and a dog. I don't like the white cat, cause he's dumb and fat, and the Siamese is annoying but he's cute and smart, and the dog is smart and super hyper and the rat is cool, too...her name is Ratazana (the rat).





