ROFL You guys crack me up

















And oh yeah one time in band camp I licked a nasty *****. I don't know what the I did

but it meowed by my door all night after that. And I have driven my sisters civic. "Why wont the dirt

com off" :flush:

 

Back in college I used to take dumps and wipe poo onto the underside of my dormmate's door handles

 

i have a guitar and never played it much :-)



but i play with me 7 and my dick too......2 a day

 

I find this funny. BORN SLIPPY

 

Liquidgeneration.com owns!

 

that, again proves that germans love david hasslehoff

 

i sold my CYM....

 

I spend all day at work on rotary forums instead of working. But I have my own office hidden away, so nobody knows what I'm doing. :smirk: Everyone thinks I'm working really hard, because I'm always clickety-clickety.

 

Lets see I guess I would have to confess to the time Unique TII and I *DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS**DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS*. His car wasn't running right because of *DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS* and tons, I mean TONS of humidity. Water hose makes a good *DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS**DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS* but that was just plain nasty. *DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS* stop shoving it so hard it won't fit *DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS*.



Then Unique TII said" *DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS**DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS* because it's just too damn small *DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS*" So I had to show it to him and he freaked out because *DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS*. After we picked up the pieces of *DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS* he *DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS**DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS*.



I don' think he's been the same ever since.

 

You know what I think of your post!! .....I think it *DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS*!!





Hehe...thats cool!