Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:



1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!



2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"



3. "Can you hear me NOW?"



4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"



5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."



6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"



7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."



8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"



9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!



10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."



11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"



12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."



And the best one of all...



13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up here?"

 

haha, i like #13

 

When my dad went for his first, the doc said "So, is this your first experience with one of these"..."Yeah"...."Good, mine too...but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."



Doctors with a sense of humor are good people.

 

so thats where the aliens landed!

 

and of course, steve's favorite when he's getting it done



"hey doc you see that gerbil yet?"

 

"doc could you please remove your ring'



"that's not my ring it's my watch"

 

Doc finds a bon-bon

Patient says "Thats for you and thanks"

 

steve says;



"you complete me"