Hand is more of a butt kinda guy. Where as Colon is more of a hand kinda guy. Ironic.

 

[quote name='94touring' date='Sep 14 2005, 11:33 PM']Hand is more of a butt kinda guy. Where as Colon is more of a hand kinda guy. Ironic.


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Haha, now I'm reminded of the first and only night I got to talk to you Dan. Memories, sweet memories.



- Hand

 

lets be honest though was there really that much talking?

 

[quote name='ColinRX7' date='Sep 14 2005, 08:37 PM']lets be honest though was there really that much talking?


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I asked him what he was wearing, and then there was this silent pause, then me breathing heavily into the phone.

 

[quote name='ColinRX7' date='Sep 14 2005, 11:37 PM']lets be honest though was there really that much talking?


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well what else do you do when you have phone sex?



- Hand

 

[quote name='G2G' date='Sep 14 2005, 08:39 PM']well what else do you do when you have phone sex?



- Hand


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touring94: yes, i have a bottle of lotion sitting right here with my name on it

touring94: "dan's lotion"

j9fd3s: haha

j9fd3s: you prolly do dont you

touring94: alba

touring94: very emollient body lotion

j9fd3s: yeah

j9fd3s: that makes all the difference

touring94: good stuff, doesn't require added amounts, it just keeps on lublricating

j9fd3s: cool

 

Me: damnit woman go make me a samich

Andrea: Hand, I just want to have sex with you.

Me: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!??

Andrea: Come on it's your last night at work, lord knows I don't get any from Kevin, and I'm out of batteries.

Me: HOLY FUCKYES



- Hand

 

who

 

One of the bartenders I used to work with. **** Banzai met her.



- Hand

 

Andrew the bartender.