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phinsup 11-05-2003 11:26 AM

Someone please help me, I had enough to make one cup, but it that does not get me going someone will have to bring me an emergency ration as I won't be able to function well enough to drive to costco.

banzaitoyota 11-05-2003 11:28 AM

just bake some dingleberries and grind them up! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png

Baldy 11-05-2003 11:29 AM


Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Nov 5 2003, 01:28 PM
just bake some dingleberries and grind them up! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png



just when I think I can no longer get grossed out by banzai, he throws a curve ball. you never cease to amaze me.

SpecialT 11-05-2003 11:29 AM

Oh Scott!

See where poor planning gets you!

You need to be aware of the level of your supply at any given time,

to prevent situations such as these!

I can Air freight some to you, but I fear by the time it arrives it may be to late!

Hurry man. . . injest all the caffine you can!!

banzaitoyota 11-05-2003 11:31 AM

I WIN!

Srce 11-05-2003 11:32 AM


Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Nov 5 2003, 12:29 PM
https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png



just when I think I can no longer get grossed out by banzai, he throws a curve ball. you never cease to amaze me.

Sucka, you shouldn't have swung at it.

banzaitoyota 11-05-2003 11:35 AM

Remember: Always hit on the FAT UGLY chicks: They HAVE to swallow!

phinsup 11-05-2003 01:45 PM


Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Nov 5 2003, 09:35 AM
Remember: Always hit on the FAT UGLY chicks: They HAVE to swallow!

Not so, it's usually pretty easy to tell a woman's blow job capability's just by looking at her lips. That said, no good woman woman spits, or you shoot it in her eye.

Jims5543 11-05-2003 01:47 PM

My brother in law insists that girls that smoke like to give head.



Caffein problem solution on word:



Red Bull

phinsup 11-05-2003 01:48 PM

Well, I kinda got burned out on red bull, this friend of ours works for them and he was always bringing over free cases. I drank it until I got sick so I need to take a break LOL



The voices in my head are getting louder, I think I will stop at starbucks on the way.

Turbo II 11-05-2003 01:51 PM


Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Nov 5 2003, 12:47 PM
My brother in law insists that girls that smoke like to give head.

not true, my wife smokes. and im not a very happy guy

Jims5543 11-05-2003 01:53 PM


Originally Posted by Turbo II' date='Nov 5 2003, 02:51 PM
[quote name='Jims5543' date='Nov 5 2003, 12:47 PM'] My brother in law insists that girls that smoke like to give head.

not true, my wife smokes. and im not a very happy guy [/quote]

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif



LMFAO!!

phinsup 11-05-2003 01:53 PM

Yea thats bogus, I've found even though we all like the women that like women a bit, they tend to crave a bit less **** in the mouth, now the swallowing thing is on a per case basis, but it doesn't take much conversation to figure that out.

Turbo II 11-05-2003 01:59 PM

i think damir swallows

phinsup 11-05-2003 02:00 PM


Originally Posted by Turbo II' date='Nov 5 2003, 11:59 AM
i think damir swallows

I assumed you knew https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png

Srce 11-05-2003 02:01 PM


Originally Posted by Turbo II' date='Nov 5 2003, 02:59 PM
i think damir swallows

I know you do **********er. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png

Turbo II 11-05-2003 02:01 PM

yeah frank told me

Srce 11-05-2003 02:02 PM


Originally Posted by phinsup' date='Nov 5 2003, 03:00 PM

LMFAO https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

phinsup 11-05-2003 02:03 PM


Originally Posted by Turbo II' date='Nov 5 2003, 12:01 PM
yeah frank told me

It's nice that you and Frank have a relationship "open" enough to share that type of info with eachother.... what's that called, pillow talk?

Srce 11-05-2003 02:03 PM

Wait, it's all wrong, I don't swallow.

Turbo II 11-05-2003 02:05 PM

no its called scotty talk, named after the biggest homo of all

phinsup 11-05-2003 02:07 PM


Originally Posted by Turbo II' date='Nov 5 2003, 12:05 PM
no its called scotty talk, named after the biggest homo of all

That doesnt really work, see to be funny people would have to know what the hell "scotty talk" even means. I'll give you another run at it and just ignore that feeble attempt.

Srce 11-05-2003 02:07 PM


Originally Posted by Turbo II' date='Nov 5 2003, 03:05 PM
no its called scotty talk, named after the biggest homo of all

This isn't helping you getting to the admin position you told me you were willing to suck Vosko's **** for.

banzaitoyota 11-05-2003 02:08 PM

so who eats the dingleberries? Frank or SRCE?

Srce 11-05-2003 02:08 PM


Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Nov 5 2003, 03:08 PM
so who eats the dingleberries? Frank or SRCE?

Not me. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...>/rolleyes.gif

phinsup 11-05-2003 02:08 PM

yea, Frank was saying to have you do that thing where you nuzzle his nutsack, you think vosko will like it?

Srce 11-05-2003 02:10 PM

I think Ryan went to get his balls shaved and ready for Frank's mouth.

banzaitoyota 11-05-2003 02:11 PM

small furrey woodland creature dingleberries with a ****-lock?

Srce 11-05-2003 02:11 PM


Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Nov 5 2003, 03:11 PM
small furrey woodland creature dingleberries with a ****-lock?

**** block? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/ohmy.png

Turbo II 11-05-2003 02:12 PM

uh i dont know how to/ care to find out what goes in the private scenes of the admin life. maybe some cyber sex chat room for the 3 of them, where they can fuzzle eachothers nut sacks??????

banzaitoyota 11-05-2003 02:14 PM

^you seem to be a little too well versed in the threesomes secret love banter!

phinsup 11-05-2003 02:14 PM


Originally Posted by Turbo II' date='Nov 5 2003, 12:12 PM
uh i dont know how to/ care to find out what goes in the private scenes of the admin life. maybe some cyber sex chat room for the 3 of them, where they can fuzzle eachothers nut sacks??????

Thanks for correcting me, sorry about calling your little trick a nuzzle, I stand corrected everyone, it's a "fuzzle" that he has perfected.

Turbo II 11-05-2003 02:16 PM

re: vosko and phins sex sessions



NoPistonsForums (12:11:15 PM): no i am quick

NoPistonsForums (12:11:18 PM): get in, get out

phinsup 11-05-2003 02:18 PM

That's the best you can do?

banzaitoyota 11-05-2003 02:20 PM

given Phins current state of medical insurance, his insurance carrier informed him they our substituting MYCOXAPHAILIN fro the VIAGRA he is currently prescribed!

Srce 11-05-2003 02:21 PM


Originally Posted by phinsup' date='Nov 5 2003, 03:18 PM
That's the best you can do?

For a guy that has 4 sweaty dudes in his sig, yeah, I think that that's the best he can fuzzle up LOL

phinsup 11-05-2003 02:22 PM

HA HA

Turbo II 11-05-2003 02:31 PM

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...doublebird.gif

TYSON 11-05-2003 02:46 PM

Shouldn't they have more than 4 guys? Or is the fifth guy taking the picture? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif

Srce 11-05-2003 02:49 PM


Originally Posted by TYSON' date='Nov 5 2003, 03:46 PM
Shouldn't they have more than 4 guys? Or is the fifth guy taking the picture? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif

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