random drftk1d quote:



Drftk1d always has sex on the first date. Always.

only on your dates with pilots from the NGPA sucka!

While playing the role of a Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris used live

ammunition during all shoot outs. When the director explained that he

can't do that, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and

roundhouse kicked him in the face.

It is common knowledge that there are three sides to the force: The

Light Side, The Dark Side, and Chuck Norris.

Scientists used to believe that a diamond was the world's hardest

substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse

kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure that the

scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norrisi.

God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for

a +500 gain to roundhouse ability.

Chuck Norris is the only male to give birth. His only child; Vin Diesel.



Every time Chuck Norris does a roundhouse kick, an angel gets its wings.



Chuck Norris can ejaculate through solid steel.

The letters in Chuck Norris' name can be rearranged to spell "Doom" in

twelve different languages, including Esperanto, but not French.

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

Chuck Norris burned down an entire forest when he was experimenting with

water.

Chuck Norris is the only person ever capable of telling if an aircraft

landed in soil by tasting it.

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Ever.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

If Chuck Norris had a dollar and you had a dollar, Chuck would kick your

ass and take your dollar.

We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake

before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Chuck Norris volunteers at retirement homes just so he can push old

people in wheelchairs onto the freeway.

OMG>>>> HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

Am I the only one that finds all of the Chuck Norris humor painstakingly old, outplayed, and downright retarded?



Guess so.

You are just gay. Jump on the bandwagon and laugh you fucker!!





Haha, Chuck Norris wears a rattlesnake for a condom.

Chuck Norris ignores Real Estate Agents since thay are Useless forms of humanity

The Vin Diesel and Mr. T ones are great too.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.



haha!



funny personal story:



The head of refridgeration in one of the plants I work in is named Chad Norce, but everytime someone pages him over the PA system, they call him Chuck Norris...

yes