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This is some funny stuff. If you don't laugh you aren't human. |
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the **** down.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ******* Indian.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
I like all of the roundhouse kick ones. |
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
LMFAO!! Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. Hahaha Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. LOL |
this thread is the definition of too much free time...
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ROFL! Someone else saw that, printed it up, and posted it in our TOC (tactical ops center)!
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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