Chicks
10-30-2008, 04:10 PM
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It all depends on the chick. It behooves one to find the right chick. The wrong chick will make you blue. Oh, so blue.
The wrong chick will spend your money, sometimes without your consent and/or knowledge. The wrong chick will **** you, both literally and figuratively. And the wrong chick will definitely lead you down a path to financial ruin, emotional distress, self-loathing, and bad haircuts.
The right chick will be honest. She will be smarter than you. Only her attraction to you should give you reason to doubt her sanity. She does not owe the government back taxes. This is the woman that you marry.
The wrong chick will spend your money, sometimes without your consent and/or knowledge. The wrong chick will **** you, both literally and figuratively. And the wrong chick will definitely lead you down a path to financial ruin, emotional distress, self-loathing, and bad haircuts.
The right chick will be honest. She will be smarter than you. Only her attraction to you should give you reason to doubt her sanity. She does not owe the government back taxes. This is the woman that you marry.
10-30-2008, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' post='910883' date='Oct 30 2008, 05:10 PM
It all depends on the chick. It behooves one to find the right chick. The wrong chick will make you blue. Oh, so blue.
The wrong chick will spend your money, sometimes without your consent and/or knowledge. The wrong chick will **** you, both literally and figuratively. And the wrong chick will definitely lead you down a path to financial ruin, emotional distress, self-loathing, and bad haircuts.
The right chick will be honest. She will be smarter than you. Only her attraction to you should give you reason to doubt her sanity. She does not owe the government back taxes. This is the woman that you marry.
The wrong chick will spend your money, sometimes without your consent and/or knowledge. The wrong chick will **** you, both literally and figuratively. And the wrong chick will definitely lead you down a path to financial ruin, emotional distress, self-loathing, and bad haircuts.
The right chick will be honest. She will be smarter than you. Only her attraction to you should give you reason to doubt her sanity. She does not owe the government back taxes. This is the woman that you marry.
This is true although there is one thing I've had a hard time figuring out someone should do some research... why is it all women hate to see men idle/relaxing? It's like your *** hits the chair and you let the sigh out and they can sense, even if they are in a different state the phone rings "since yer not doing anything right now could you....." Do we use up too much oxygen when we are relaxing or something? Do they figure if we sit down we'll die?
10-30-2008, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by phinsup' post='910895' date='Oct 30 2008, 02:59 PM
This is true although there is one thing I've had a hard time figuring out someone should do some research... why is it all women hate to see men idle/relaxing? It's like your *** hits the chair and you let the sigh out and they can sense, even if they are in a different state the phone rings "since yer not doing anything right now could you....." Do we use up too much oxygen when we are relaxing or something? Do they figure if we sit down we'll die?
find me funding and i'll do it. this actually happened to me last night
10-30-2008, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by phinsup' post='910895' date='Oct 30 2008, 05:59 PM
This is true although there is one thing I've had a hard time figuring out someone should do some research... why is it all women hate to see men idle/relaxing? It's like your *** hits the chair and you let the sigh out and they can sense, even if they are in a different state the phone rings "since yer not doing anything right now could you....." Do we use up too much oxygen when we are relaxing or something? Do they figure if we sit down we'll die?
Haha! That is SO ******* true!
10-30-2008, 05:49 PM
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Guy at work gave me some advice on women, so this is what he does, he's 44.
"I pay some a lonely single mother of 2 150$ a month to come over and **** me, and I dont care as long as she does the dishes before she leaves the next morning"
"I pay some a lonely single mother of 2 150$ a month to come over and **** me, and I dont care as long as she does the dishes before she leaves the next morning"
10-30-2008, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by ColinRX7' post='910856' date='Oct 30 2008, 12:04 AM
whos with me!
its sooo tru girls are such a pain in the *** but but when there giving you some *** its a different story, ya kno lol