Cheezeburger?
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From: My BIG ol TURBO-DIESEL
A crusty old biker, Moe, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HAND JOB: $100.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, Moe walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive well endowed female bartender who was serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'
'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?'
'Yes,' she purrs, 'I am.'
The old biker replies,
'Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.'
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HAND JOB: $100.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, Moe walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive well endowed female bartender who was serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'
'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?'
'Yes,' she purrs, 'I am.'
The old biker replies,
'Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.'
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