Catsup Ketchup Whatever Mess
07-29-2005, 10:31 PM
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I was going to put ketchup on my hamburger tonight, but was running low so i figured Id swing the bottle so the centrifical force would pull the ketchup to the end. It did. and further. I slung an arc of ketchup from about 4 feet in front of me, all the way up the wall 15 feet away and all the way up the ceiling to right over my head. I hit everything. the kitchen table, a chair, the fan over the table, a light fixture, all 4 windows on the far wall...
we have 11 foot ceilings, so it was a pain cleaning off...
It was funny as hell though.
my dad walked into the kitchen, took one look around, shook his head, walked to the fridge stepping over ketchup splatter, grabbed a beer, and went back to the couch without saying a word. A few minutes later he came back in laughing his *** off as I sit on top of the ladder wiping off the ceiling. he said he could barely hold it in the first time he came in...
we have 11 foot ceilings, so it was a pain cleaning off...
It was funny as hell though.
my dad walked into the kitchen, took one look around, shook his head, walked to the fridge stepping over ketchup splatter, grabbed a beer, and went back to the couch without saying a word. A few minutes later he came back in laughing his *** off as I sit on top of the ladder wiping off the ceiling. he said he could barely hold it in the first time he came in...
07-29-2005, 11:30 PM
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[quote name='rowtareh' date='Jul 29 2005, 07:58 PM']lmao. those are the awkward moments that are priceless. and THANK YOU for changing your sig picture, that thing would ******* LAG the computer at work by 10 years.
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What really sucked is that i slung out ALL of the ketchup that was left. None for my burger or fries
no prob. it would get irritating when you could only see the bottom edge of the .gif moving...
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What really sucked is that i slung out ALL of the ketchup that was left. None for my burger or fries
no prob. it would get irritating when you could only see the bottom edge of the .gif moving...
07-31-2005, 07:39 PM
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samething in a Dennys in Torrance , CA. Cept I went over the shoulder of the man in front of me and across his table and on his wife! Thier little girls pee'd on themselves laughing and I bought dinner.
check you Ketchup cap before you shake it!
check you Ketchup cap before you shake it!
07-31-2005, 07:49 PM
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[quote name='89 Rag' date='Aug 1 2005, 12:59 AM']lol, I did something like that in grade school with chocolate milk
I had two small cartons and shook the one that was already open
chocolate moo-juice everywhere!
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Haha that reminds me of primary school when we used to flick yogurt onto the ceiling with spoons and see if it would land on anyone a few minutes later I was a bad kid.
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I had two small cartons and shook the one that was already open
chocolate moo-juice everywhere!
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Haha that reminds me of primary school when we used to flick yogurt onto the ceiling with spoons and see if it would land on anyone a few minutes later
Mark