I eat... wait, I just got a boner... strange.

 

Almond Joy!



Sometimes you feel like a nut....

 

My cousins always bring us chocolate from Austria and Belgium any time they come to america. And it kicks ***!!! I never share it. Ask Baldy.....

 

So uhh Baldy, does she share her chocolate?

 

[quote name='Feds' date='Apr 5 2005, 08:16 AM']Wonder Bar. The rest of you are idiots.


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i don't like wonder bras... it's fake advertisment. You're all excited staring at that perky sweater meat until you get them floppy bastards outta their cage... floppys are no fun.

 

*opens box of pizza, puts melted snickers on it*



hey pizza man, i didnt order the pizza with sausage!

 

I like Milky Way, and Butterfinger is a close second.

 

I dated a girl who stuffed. Her boobies weren't that bad, but her butt was huge so she felt like she needed to make up for it up top.



- Hand

 

Tell her not to stuff her bra, but to RUB her ***** with toilet paper, when she asks why, tell her, well, it clearly worked on her butt.

 

hahaha I rubbed her boobies enough it didn't work. Although she would always scream near the end of it. Hmm oh well.



- Hand