John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had

several hundred young layers (hens, called pullets and eight or ten

roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records

and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and

attached them to his roosters.



Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a

distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch

and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.



The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine

specimen he was too. But on this particular morning John noticed old

Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate. The other

roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the

roosters coming, would run for cover.



But to Farmer John's amazement, Butch had his bell in his beak,

so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on

to the next one. John was so proud of Butch, he entered him in the

county fair and Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges.



The result...The judges not only awarded Butch the "No Bell

Piece Prize" but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.



Clearly Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a

politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted

awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace

and screwing them when they weren't paying attention

 

haha, didnt see that one coming! i guess like the chickens

 

 

hmmm, not so good.

 

yep!

 

SUB humor?

 

meh