so my dad is a financial advisor, and one of the complaints about his job is that if the lights go out, he's got nothing. a shoemaker makes shoes, he's got a piece of paper that says that someone owns something....



so anyways if we bail these, buisness and law school graduates out, are we going to find out that the real equity was sold along time ago, and all they have now is a neon sign and a big campus?



or maybe we can bail them out with a reverse monetary grant?

 

All the jocks would be let back out on campus to dispense swirlies and make them push silver-dollar now worth pennies with their noses!

 

maybe just stop what you are doing and begin to dig. you will:



a. find gold

b. get to china, also known as "the **** out of here".