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Tell him if he does get out Chuck Norris is going to roundhouse kick him in the face and impregnate him.
Seriously, tell him to get the **** out, he smells, is late on the rent, does not clean, and will not give you ANY head. Tell him he has 45 days to find a new place. |
teach you how to ride a motorcycle?
what is he going to have you hold him tightly around his waist? its like riding a bicycle, once you get on only you can learn from there |
Originally Posted by Rob x-7' post='790373' date='Dec 28 2005, 04:17 PM
go into his room naked and try to have sex with him either he will leave or everything will get better do like a girl set him up so that it looks like he did something wrong to piss you off a say its over! When you really want out I doubt it will be nice...sorry and goodluck. |
Steve, just kick Matt out, jesus. I'd have done it for you in August, you should have told me. Who are you wanting to move in? Sounds a bit like Jeremy? My advice:
Make up some bullshit so you dont hurt his feelings, cause IMO hes a good guy, just not a good roomate for you. Say your sister has an abusive ex-b/f etc who is stalking her and needs a place to be safe. Tell him your sorry blah blah blah but family comes first. My 2cents. |
Tell him you're moving.
pee in the plants? |
OMG its starting to get that "So I'm at a neighbor's house feel"
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You mean I'm at a customers house
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Originally Posted by sweet7' post='790457' date='Dec 28 2005, 09:53 PM
Steve, just kick Matt out, jesus. I'd have done it for you in August, you should have told me. Who are you wanting to move in? Sounds a bit like Jeremy? My advice: Make up some bullshit so you dont hurt his feelings, cause IMO hes a good guy, just not a good roomate for you. Say your sister has an abusive ex-b/f etc who is stalking her and needs a place to be safe. Tell him your sorry blah blah blah but family comes first. My 2cents. |
just ask him to leave, tell him you dont want a roomate anymore, when jeremy is seen there give him the ole "he had no where else to go, its only temporary"
or just shove him in a suitcase |
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