Originally Posted by 9BASE3' date='Oct 10 2002, 09:28 AM

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.



Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.



Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?

A: It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.



Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."



Q: How do you fix a woman's watch?

A: You don't. There is a clock on the oven.



Q: Why do men break wind more than women?

A: Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.



Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

A: The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.



Q: What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

A: A woman who won't do what she's told.