Well Thanks!
But, I do think it's funny! You've already told her twice!! AHAHAHAAA! |
Originally Posted by 9BASE3' date='Oct 10 2002, 09:28 AM
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men? A: It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." Q: How do you fix a woman's watch? A: You don't. There is a clock on the oven. Q: Why do men break wind more than women? A: Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? A: The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. Q: What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A: A woman who won't do what she's told. |
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